Doherty Punches Nurse at Rehab Clinic

Pete Doherty strikes again! U.K. tab the Mirror reports that Doherty punched a nurse at the Priory clinic where he's currently on a court-ordered detox. In true rock star fashion, he trashed his room and screamed obscenities, all while calling for his supermodel girlfriend (and sometimes drug partner) Kate Moss.

In an interesting twist, Keane frontman Tom Chaplin has also checked himself in to the Priory for treatment. Should we begin taking bets that the next story we see is "Doherty Attacks Keane Frontman in Rehab Clinic Deathmatch"? That would be some high-quality entertainment.