Summer's Over, But K-Fed Is Just Gettin' WARMED UP!

Now I know everybody's already seen the horror that is K-Fed's new video.



But there is one part of it that just makes me want to KILL MYSELF. You'll notice from the lyrics that he says "this is the hip hop flavor mixed with a little bit of rock & roll." WHERE exactly is the rock & roll? Um, last time I checked, one stroke of the keytar doesn't make your song rock & roll, you dillweed!

Oh and then there's this: "Step up in the club so fresh & clean not the outcast that they label me." So, Federline attempts to put himself in the same league as Outkast by getting all in your subconscious by mentioning 'So Fresh & So Clean' and 'OutKast.' Nice try, Federbutt. Somehow methinks I won't ever have a problem distinguishing you from Outkast.

And this. "I got them beats that make you lose control." TOUCHE, Senor Spears, touche. I DID lose control. I blacked out for a second because of all your beats, and when I came to I realized I was naked in a petting zoo next to a mutilated billy goat.

Okay, so maybe it's the entire thing. KILL ME.

AAAANNNNYWAY...in other news:

• Brooklyn Vegan has a funny interview with Dan Boeckner of Wolf Parade, wherein he describes an almost-fight he got into with G Love!
  

• Myspace will soon enable its members to sell their music directly through their Myspage. Wow – this is AWESOME. I'm always looking for new reasons to be harassed by bands I've never heard of.
  
• Rolling Stone gives out "Dark Side of the Moonman Awards" - Most of the awards are sort of boring but I liked the one for "Lame Song That Least Deserved a Fancy Video" (Fall Out Boy won, natch.)