Moby Signs Back On... Sort Of

As all of the internet community knows by now, Moby has recently become internet-celibate. No, no, no, you won't be seeing him on Dateline's next edition of 'How to Catch a Predator,' you just won't be seeing Moby online for a while.

Sara recently caught up with Moby out in the real world where 'LOL,' 'LMAO,' and 'BRB' are all replaced with actual spoken words.

The following are those words:

Elsewhere on the internet:

• Jeff Mangum proves he still exists, again!
• Hank Williams Jr. takes a neck-punching note from Patrick Swayze a la 'Roadhouse.'
• Another indie supergroup is forming! Swan Lake. Watch out -- this one includes Pete Doherty AND it's for charity.