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Descendents Raise Their Mugs to Aging Punks

In 1987, the Descendents introduced 'All-O-Gistics' with the famous line, "Thou shalt not partake of decaf." Nearly twenty years later, they continue to keep it real with a brand-new series of bonus cups and mugs. For some reason their schtick never gets old. Add this to your shopping list for your favorite aging punk who finally sucked it up and conformed to a desk and a cube.



Descendents Disclaimer: "WARNING: THE BASSMASTER GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH"

See all of the 'All-O-Gistics' and upgrade your bonus mug after the jump.

All-O-Gistics Lyrics

Thou shalt not commit laundry.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food.
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed.
Thou shalt always go for greatness.
Thou shalt not commit adulthood.
Thou shalt not partake of decaf.
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence.
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution.
Thou shalt not have no idea.
Thou shalt not commit hygiene.
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain.
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all.

Listen to the All-O-Gistics

Treat yourself to a new bonus mug here.

Posted by Mike Spinella on Sep 22nd 2006 10:18AM
Filed under: News, Still Awesome, Buy It Now, Shameless Merch

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vote downvote upReportNeutral

redboyat 9-22-2006

>: "WARNING: THE BASSMASTER GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH"

can i get an AMEN!?! *raises mug to screen* :)

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