MySpace U-R-Hell
- Posted on Nov 9th 2006 2:36PM by Mike Spinella
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Recently, a Baton Rouge, La. band called Bones lost their MySpace URL to the Fox TV show of the same name. After a press release and a bit of whining, Mr. Tom MySpace made good, and the band got their URL back.
How often do you search a band or label on MySpace by guessing the completely logical URL, only to get a ridiculous result that has nothing to do with the artist?
We compiled a best-of list for your enjoyment:
http://myspace.com/touchandgo
A photo of a shirtless, tattooed guido from Hawaii who is apparently into surfing.
http://www.myspace.com/tvontheradio
This belongs to a squirrel in Colorado who is a massive fan of Borat.
http://myspace.com/gangof4
Two young girls from Wildomar, Dom (Where??) who are into Chucky the homicidal doll.
http://myspace.com/djam
A cat who can fire a gun. Don't believe it? There is a picture to prove it.
http://myspace.com/minorthreat
This belongs to a fella who was negative-9 when Minor Threat split.
http://myspace.com/theslip
A Westside hipster with a nice 'stache who might actually know who the Slip are.
http://myspace.com/sickofitall
An artsy bloke from Malyasia where Sick of It All is huge, I am sure.
http://myspace.com/fugazi
Taking that URL is just wrong. Maybe you were one of those guys that Ian publicly tossed out of a show for acting like a "jackass."
http://myspace.com/thesmiths
Middle-aged guy from Alaska who has a Mariah Carey song streaming on his page. Ouch.
http://myspace.com/subpop
Metalhead from Spain. Right on.
http://myspace.com/zero7
A twenty-something film buff.
http://myspace.com/mattcosta
A jock who is -- you guessed it -- a big
http://myspace.com/superchunk
Snowboarding bloke from the U.K.
http://myspace.com/happymondays
This belongs to a raver from Down Under.
http://myspace.com/css
A teen Gap employee who is going to Washington in a few weeks.
http://myspace.com/fourtet
A British hip-hop head who straight up took the URL from the artist himself. Pretty rotten.
http://myspace.com/spinner
We wish we knew this guy. Streaming 311, background of half-naked Jessica Alba and looks almost exactly like K-Fed-Ex. You're HIRED, dude!
http://myspace.com/myspace
HAHAHAHAHA. That's all we can really say.
- Filed under: News, Trash Talk, WTF?




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