The DL: Bizarro Beyonce Dance Moves

The DL gave names to the Top 12 Bizarro Beyoncé Dance Moves, but we had trouble deciding what to call number three. Have ideas? Tell us in the comments, or leave us a video comment. While you're at it, tell us your favorite Beyoncé nut-ball dance moves!
Watch the Top 12 Bizarro Beyonce Dance Moves:
Posted by Sara Schaefer on Dec 19th 2006 10:13AM
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Reader Comments(1 of 21)
Camilleat 12-19-2006
Back off Beyonce', there's so many more stupid things to talk about!!
shelieahat 12-19-2006
Stop hatin...she's the shit and she knows it...you have to step ya game up to understand and appreciate her confidence. Move on already.
MAndyat 12-19-2006
I don't see anything "Bizarre" about the moves... dance steps & style , for that matter... are created every day in the hip-hop/music industry... I guess... all dance was considered " bizarre" at one time... My suggestion is to apporach all things was am open mind... if you don't like it ... that's what it is .. "YOU DON"T LIKE IT", not nnecessary " bizarre"
Kayleeat 12-19-2006
She makes me want to rip my hair out. That Ring the Alarm song is her just fucking screaming. Quit it already.
Jimat 12-19-2006
She has just gotten to big for herself. She needs help.
NurseJat 12-19-2006
Beyonce is an excellent performer, and she has her own style, and YAWL folks are not up on it and need to move on to Justin Timberlake or somebody. His dance moves in his last video where WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!! like your review of BEYONCE
NurseJat 12-19-2006
Beyonce is an excellent performer, and she has her own style, and YAWL folks are not up on it and need to move on to Justin Timberlake or somebody. His dance moves in his last video where WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!! like your review of BEYONCE
LaFawnduhat 12-19-2006
that waving the fart away dance move is the best- can't wait for more K-Fed moves from her in the future. Everyone needs a good laugh now and again! lol
Coletteat 12-19-2006
I am not saying that the girl does not have SOME talent, but she is ENTIRELY OVERRATED!! She can not act, but her slammin' body, fake hair and fame get her these movie roles because this world is made up of celebrity loving people who don't have the sense to think for themselves and look past the superficial!
Nicoleat 12-19-2006
That was a HORRIBLE review. Half of the comments were based upon gestures and not actual dance steps. The only questionable dance step that they reviewed was the one that came in the number one spot. Beyonce is an EXCELLENT dancer and performer. Stop hating.
stacieat 12-19-2006
You all are just hatin Beyonce is the bomb you need to go on to the next topic.....................
Tenebraeat 12-19-2006
ALL Beyonce's dance moves are nuts!!!! Pretty chic...nice voice....dance moves...NOOOOOOOO
Kayley Brazealat 12-19-2006
I think she was just alittle bit of the dance moves??!!
jaiat 12-19-2006
that was funny!!! she can sing but can't dance boy!!!!!!
Tiffanyat 12-19-2006
Boy, can you feel the hate up on this blog. If anyone in here knew anything about REAL dancing, then they would know what most of those moves were. But, this is not about Beyonce's dancing, this is about all of her SUCCESS and some people can't stand the fact that she's so SUCCESSFUL and had to pick something to tear her down about.
She still rich, beautiful, talented and up for two Golden Globe nominations. But, go ahead, since you can't beat her, hate on her!
GO BEYONCE, ITS YOUR B-DAY, GO BEYONCE, ITS YOUR B-DAY. KEEP DOING YOUR THANG GIRL, LET THE HATERS HATE, AFTER ALL, THAT'S WHAT HATERS DO!
omelat 12-19-2006
Finally someone noticed the stupid moves. I was watching the listen video and i was wondering why she looked retarded bending all the way over back. This was a great review. the laugh of the week. love it.
CHRYSTALat 12-19-2006
SHE THINKS THAT SHE CAN DANCE BUT SHE REALLY CAN'T ... SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN RUNNING AROUND WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF ... YIIIKKKEEESSS !!!
Carolat 12-19-2006
Stop trying to make this young lady look bad, becuse you can't do what she does. Find something else to do. Another job perhaps.
REBECCAat 12-19-2006
BEYONCE IS MESMERIZING. SHE IS UNIQUE NOT WEIRD. SHE HAS HER OWN STYLE. SHE IS NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.WHOEVER SAYS N-E-THING NEGATIVE ABOUT HER IS JEALOUS OF HER AND I AM WILLING TO BET THEY ARE THE OPPOSITE OF HER.
Lillian Cataneseat 12-19-2006
Beyonce is beautiful and talented BUT everything she does is the same. Right now I think she suffers from over exposure - we've seen and heard from her toooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.