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unrelated 'new' music notice/post:

www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks

2007 CD RELEASE: SYMPLE SYMON [and the RHYMIN’ PIE-MEN]
‘’ONE-EYED WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT’’ (and other political incorrectness)
TIRED OF THE SAME OL’ BS POLITICIANS, AND POLITICAL BLAH-BLAH?? BOY, HAVE WE GOT A CANDIDATE FOR YOU!
ONE-EYED WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT ‘08!!!! LISTEN to the words!!

www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks

There is a great track for American Idol
fans:
‘’SANJAYA SUCKS/THANK YOU/SANJAYA SUCKED!!!’’

THERE IS EVEN MENTION OF MS. HALEY SCARNATO, AND MS. JORDIN SPARKS, ON THE SANJAYA SONG.
With a chorus of idol fans singing/yelling “He sucks-Sanjaya sucks! who can resist chiming in! lol…

The CD SHOULD BE AVAILABLE AT ‘CD BABY’, AT ‘DIGSTATION’, AND ‘SONICBIDS’.
THE CD SHOULD BE OUT VERY,VERY SOON.
During the summer-delay, the project has grown from a 7-track ECD, to a full 13 track CD with 2 added bonus tracks.
CHECK BACK REGULARLY FOR RELEASE INFO.
TRACKS INCLUDE:
‘ONE-EYED WILLIE [FOR PRESIDENT]’ AND 2 VERSIONS OF ‘PLEDGE’ [‘’TRIPPIN’ VERSION’’, AND ‘‘ROCK VERSION’’]

‘’WILLIE 4 PREZ’’
IZ ABOUT HOW BUSINESS AND STOCKS WERE MUCH BETTER DURING ‘SPERM-GATE’, THAN THEY WERE WHEN ‘BUSH SAID BOMB’ AND BUSINESS DROWNED.
Both ‘’PLEDGE’’ versions are about how you really need to take everything you see/hear/are told by the gov’t with a grain-of-salt, and open eye, heart, mind, and brain… check out Pledge [trippin' version] mp3 on our myspace page.

Also, special guest Mark Hutchins of Austin, Tx. based
ROCKLAND EAGLES sings lead vocals on THE SKY(have u ever had 1 of ‘those’ days, where the whole-world seemed pissed u were here!??!).
He also appears on GSYE, and FALLEN SOLDIER (Forever On My Mind), about the loss of a loved-one in this iraq-war.
Fellow ROCKLAND EAGLE- Cris “The Fire” Burns’ mastering talents were put to use on this project too!!
Thanxxx, guys!!!! check them out @ www.rocklandeagles.com and here @ www.myspace.com/rocklandeagles

www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks

September 06 2007 at 4:02 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Ziah Wallace

So, I've discovered tahat the possible reason for every human beings lack of obedience ot the authority is the hidden and unknown fact by many, many people. There ARE a group of people who live in the sewer system. I am just noticing this from the effect of their travel through the city in the day along side the travels through the city in teh day that I do. CHECK THIS OUT!!! Htey go somewhere, right, and we as the humans we are are normal one second and the next we are frantically crazy and totally hate everyone. WANT THEIR MONEY, WANT THEIR FAME, anything that they are we want. Right? It's so weird how I'll be like all happy and nice to Eminem right, one second, the next him and 50 are having sex in my mind. I do not like this type of behavior in myself at all. I which for it to go away. And I will blame forever right? So, I'm like thinking why would this happen. I know people do this. I know that people who are evil in an everyday sense of the word can soul suck [take out your own thoguths and put their own metal blood flow into your head, this is done by adrenaline] So why wouldn't thesese peopel be linving in the sewers!!!???? Crazy, but I now it is true. So I'm like at the mall and I realize I am hating every person, I am being a total rude thing. I, if I was Leonardo Dicaprio, would not want to have sex with someone who is even stating those types of things. So, my motivation is genuine. :) People who live in the sewers. this definately gets weirder.

I say stop being rude"", I try to touch people around me so that they understand it is not them that is hating. YOU KNOW. ... And then the people around me calm down and I am like where am I going next. But then this guy drives up and he is all mad and the impression of the hate, in movement of the blood, tells me that those people, who soul suck, are coming to the mall right now. So I leave , wanting to evade this hate, and I think they probably do this every day. You know, Jesus went to Geblah blah blah and he was found, so in my life I do as He and do the samething every day. I go to the SBUX and there is nothing there. THEN suddenly, I'm hating Charlize Theron and I think everything is bad but I vcan hear that thought and I notice that it is not mine and I think they are moving towards the beach then I think they go to the GYM IN ThE MORnING because everyone goes to the gym in the morning. Weird. Then I'm thinking, HOW IS THIS GOING TO Stop.

i have an answer, in the totally non-involved type of way.

I look"" at them, in teh sewers. They are being camelians. The lizards, that change to the scenery. Stay with me here, they hold their breath to walk that way, they get their adrenaline to their head regularize [:)]"" it and then they walk around like that all the time. So, the sewers need to be flushed right. I'm thinking, I know Cops would flush them out like when you see cockroaches being flushed out, CRAZIER AND CRAZIER. Okay, so what is their tool, being a camelian. IF YOU TOUCH their heads , where they get use to holding their breath, knock them out of that mentallity they run.

Scurry you might say.

Like roaches.

CRAZINESS.

YUCKY, kind of.

People who do this have such an effect of like fo teh ordinary, law obiding person, that I think EMINEM IS GOING TO KILL ME.

I do not like that place at all.

It is bad and they should be shot.

Fire works too.


I'm very mad about this.

I want to like see this happen them come out of the sewers and the POPO like with the blow torches and they se t them on fire , that would be cool.


I don't like being mad, for I am an intelligent person and I do not need anything to be better, you know, it's the most frustrating thing in the world to be competiting with something that isa not competing with you. BUT THEY ARE IN THE SAME PLACE.

SUcks.

SO, anywho.


GONE

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robotrock

Björk you mean!

March 23 2007 at 4:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

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