The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 14
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"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
Undoubtedly poetic stuff, but do pee-pees really go "doing-doing-doing"?
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Bob Rossat 1-29-2008
Here's a hard song to find, but it should top your list: "Strange Things Happen In This World" Circa 1970
Last nite at the dance I met Laurie, so lovely and warm, an angel of a girl, last nite at the dance I met Laurie, strange things happen in this world..
I walked her home, she said it was her birthday, I pulled her close and said, will I see you anymore, and suddenly she asked for my sweater, and said that she was very very cold..
I kissed her goodnite at her door and started home, then thought about my sweater, and went right back instead, I knocked at her door, and a man appeared, I told why I'd come, then he said..
Your wrong son, you weren't with my daughter, how can you be so cruel, to come to me this way, my Laura left this world, on her birthday, she died, a year ago today...
A strange force drew me to the graveyard, I stood in the dark, I saw the shadows fall, and suddenly I saw my sweater, lying there upon her grave.. Woh oh oh..Strange things happen in this world !
Katat 2-07-2008
i don't like hip hop or rap but i love eminems music even though it's retarded sometimes
and i have seen a slinky go da-doing-doing-doing X]
Rubyat 2-29-2008
idiot.
Areatha Blackmonat 3-14-2008
JRiV, Eminem doesn't need to come out of the closet because he isn't gay. Unlike you, he sings about women. Just accept that fact and move on. I know you have on crush on him but it will never be. Find some loser like yourself to crush on.
Areatha Blackmonat 3-14-2008
Yes, Ruby you are an idiot.
Johnny Whoreat 3-24-2008
I used to like Eminem, but then I turned 12.
rockerchickat 4-11-2008
LMAO...i am quite fond of Eninem, but that lyric is hillarious and yet ridiculous...way too funny...a lot better than 50 cent and any other rapper there is to date!!! hahahahahahaha
rockerchickat 4-11-2008
I'm a Juggalo and I like Eminem. If you think Eminem is funny.. try listening to ICP, you will laugh your ass off. But the only thing is.. you have to find an ICP song that's not COMPLETELY stupid but funny, which is really really hard. >.> Purple Pills is the best Eminem song.. =P
And I mainly listen to Metal and Techno.. I listen to stupid stuff to make me laugh..
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-x-Rhi-x- at 2:24PM on Dec 30th 2007
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there you go bud...i am more interested in metal, rock, goth, symphonic, and even blends of all of them(i.e. Nightwish, etc). but Eninem really makes me laugh...
rockerchickat 4-11-2008
LiSTEN UP EMiNEM iS THEE BEST RAPPA AliVE NOT NO JAY Z NOT NO WEEZY HE iS THE BEST AND THATS NOT AN OPiNION THATS A MOTHAFUKiN FAQ SO STOP HATiN ESPECiALLY YOU JESSiE YOUR A MOTHA FuCKiNG BiTCH AND iM FUCK U UP DUM PUSSY HiT ME UP ON AiM [GHETTOSOLiDER92] AND WE CAN GET iT iN
DONT EVA TALK ABOUT EMiNEM THIS WAY FUCKiNG DiCK SUCKiNG BiTCHES
senada at 2:54PM on Jun 24th 2007
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ah yes, the creative response of the ignorant... yes Eninem is by far, the best rapper (even though i cannot stand rap) of all time... but come on man, learn some real English. then again, this is America...freedom of choice... and what's with the vulgar language? i wonder, how many women have YOU wooed by talking like THAT?!?!?!
Johnny B.at 4-29-2008
Anyone hatin' is a fucking idiot who knows nothing about what they are blabbing about. Don't fuck with Shady. He'll kill you.
Amberat 5-10-2008
To all you people who are taking this seriously, ("What a 5 year old!" & "No talent, look at those horrible lyrics!") this song is a joke; and you have to admit, it's pretty funny.
And, the lyrics are wrong anyways. It's not "pee-pee" it's "slinky". :)
And yes, slinkies go "doing doing doing".
lc21at 5-13-2008
hahah i love eminem and damn hes not bein a 4 yr old hes bein funny as in its a joke morons
MELISSAat 5-17-2008
OK SO WHAT DO U PEOPLE REALLY WANT YOOU GET MAD IF SOMEONES CUSSES OR USES FOWL LANGUAGE BUT WHEN THEY CLEAN IT UP ENOUGH SO THAT LITTLE KIDS (WHICH BY THE WAY YOU PARENTS ARE 2 BLAME FOR THEM LISTENING TO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE)YOU RAG ON HIM WOW MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
darheeat 5-20-2008
lmfao
Juliaat 5-27-2008
Yeah so Eminem pretty much sucks. How can people respect someone who writes lyrics like this?
Mama5at 5-21-2008
I think eminem is vulgar and probably does not know the penis.does he have one? and maybe he can not get a hard on so he has spring doing, doing, doing works for him??????
Danielleat 5-21-2008
what.. that is funny~ no other guys will admit that and its true?!!!
duckmanat 6-23-2008
he's admitting he can't get an erection.
cjperraat 6-26-2008
okay. are you retarded. it means her ass makes him hard.
crazyjello8at 7-23-2008
I think his songs are great!