The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 18
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"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
Gangsta, schmangsta -- brotha should write Hallmark cards.
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"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
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This line isn't all that original. A guy named Blind Joe Hill wrote a song years ago called "Big Butt Woman". In it, he sings, "Baby, I love you like a hog loves slop". He went on to opine, "Baby, we go together like red beans & rice". He sings, "I don't want no skinny woman! I'm skinny my damn self. I'm going home to my wife. She'd make two of you. She got a big butt. Yes she do!"
May 12 2010 at 12:20 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWorst lyric ever? No, this is definitely one of the best.
May 06 2010 at 9:01 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThat's one of my favorite lines, I use it a lot, folks that don't know it's a lyric love it.
April 19 2010 at 12:26 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI can't understand any negativity about this. A rapper with a sense of humor - he's got my vote!!
December 12 2009 at 5:02 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
At least he's honest........well I'm a skinny girl and I HATE cake......probally because I got tooth sensitivity problems.....:-(
That's not even bad. Just a little cliche.
August 14 2009 at 11:01 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyit made me smile :-)
July 31 2009 at 8:32 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI personally actually love that lyric. It's awful, but it's awfully 50 Cent-like XD
Ah, the good ol' days...
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