Spinner

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 19

"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

The woman makes a lot of sense. And lucky that Sacagawea wasn't more buxom or Lewis and Clark might not have found the Pacific.

All the AOL Music info you want to know

Bon Iver + the Roots Turn 'Perth' Into…

Spinner

NBC Well, this is surprising. Bon Iver's Justin Vernon, the man who could not…

Miranda Lambert's Cause for the Paws…

The Boot

Rick Diamond, Getty Images for CMT Due to its growing size, Miranda Lambert's…

Wale 'Slight Work' Video: Chris…

The Boombox

Prince Williams | Chris McKay, Getty As The BoomBox previously reported, Wale…

See all AOL Music »

Add a Comment

Sign in »
*0 / 3000 Character Maximum

361 Comments

Filter by:
Gzoref

On Ricky Gervaises radio show with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington they riff off these lyrics. It's comedy gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiN8bFhawO4

June 30 2011 at 5:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
a guy

Actually, Lewis and Clark were the ones who went out to the West Coast. "Lois" is a character from "Superman". Sorry, you lose.

May 09 2010 at 8:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
xavy

that's exactly what he meant when he mentioned lewis and clark. he meant the explorers. NOT superman, you idiot.

October 20 2009 at 10:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Crystal

..hahaha i never heard that lyric before.. thats hahaha wow.

August 19 2009 at 2:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Beautiful_Loser

Shakira is a talentless hack with a horrible singing voice. I cannot stand her.

July 28 2009 at 12:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Carlee

y??? thats sounds funny... but who wants SMALL BOOBS?

July 04 2009 at 4:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Namaste672

Yeh. What you said.

June 30 2009 at 9:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Carlton W.Burgess

sorry i wasn't listening to the lyrics i was looking for her small but humble breast,or is that small but ample.

April 20 2009 at 2:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tragicchaos666

How stupied do you have to be to confuse breasts with mountians?

January 16 2009 at 6:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
doradeexplora53

i l0ve her s0nqz

i think yuh have t0 b spanish t0 realli undastand where she iz c0minq fr0m

juz st0p hatinq 0n her kuz yall aint her.

January 01 2009 at 12:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply