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    The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 3

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    "I don't like cities

    But I like New York

    Other places

    Make me feel like a dork"


    --Madonna's 'I Love New York'


    So, so true. Which is of course why Paris is so famously known as the City of Dorks.



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    Rubyat 2-29-2008

    just do humanity a favor... RETIRE lady!

    she's can't sing, she can't act... what the hell is she doing?

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    alexisat 5-06-2008

    Everyone who writes and says anything bad about Madonna are complete hypocrites!!! Every guy likes to look at girls that are half naked and every girl likes to dress half naked so that those guys will look at them, who do you think started the whole sex craze? Madonna!!!!

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    arturrixat 2-06-2010

    seen a pic of madge lately? she looks like she grew up in mogadishu instead of the US.

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    Rolando Esquivelat 6-23-2008

    Bad lyrics but the third worst lyric ever? C'mon! You're gonna tell me that P.diddy's "anus" lyric isn't as bad as Madonna's?

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    RetroManat 6-30-2008

    Hmm...French are sacks of shit, bitches, and dumb asses...Hmm

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    polawariahat 7-25-2008

    er… couldn't those lyrics be understood in a different way ? I mean …if the only city where SHE doesn't feel like a dork is NY, perhaps it's because her dork side becomes blatant in any other city BY CONTRAST ?

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    tplucas523at 8-22-2008

    I think that is funny!!!

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    Go Gamecocks!!at 9-12-2008

    Madonna, YOU ARE A DORK!

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    flo-annat 10-20-2008

    madonna was one of the greatest pop icons of our time....and those lyrics make sense...wth?

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    Mikkiat 11-02-2008

    Gosh, it's only a song. Seriously, ever heard about talking about a place that you really like? Apparently not, if you're that stupid to put some dumb comment about Paris being the City of Dorks. Well if you're going to do that, then i'll tell you this, You're the ruler of every freaking dork there is in this world! That just shows how much everyone hates you! You're not cool since you do all of this music on AOL and stuff! But go ahead and go on thinking it while i sit back and watch you figure out how the heck you're going to fail at making yourself seem cool.

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    henl73at 12-02-2008

    "City of Dorks"! I laughed so hard I cried but then I been awake since 3am Monday so of course this is REALLY FUNNY at the moment!

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    smarttiat 1-30-2009

    paris is the city of dorks lol. um maddona stop singing honey! um ok

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    uhlerrobertjat 2-15-2009

    Vanilla Ice? Carlos Leon? Jose Canseco? Dennis Rodman? Is she the Queen of Pop or a toxic spooge dump?

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    campster241977at 5-23-2009

    Here we go again whining about Madonna cause you have nothing else to do and you wish you could be her... so stop calling her names and putting down her music it's really getting annoying.......

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    iheartpopcorn14at 7-07-2009

    Wow.

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    Beautiful_Loserat 7-28-2009

    And maybe I could see the stork and chew on a cork and make me some pork. C'mon, MAdonna, you're not even trying anymore!

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    titusat 8-17-2009

    aww... new york is so much more than just a city, it's a whole state

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    Material Girlat 3-27-2007

    Regardless at how stupid these lyrics are, Madonna is still Queen of Pop. True, I agree that these lyrics aren't pure genius, but seriously, I think it was just a joke, putting these lyrics in. Regardless, Madonna rules my world!!!!!!

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    Titusat 3-27-2007

    she can't even sing! how the hell sis she become famous? there are way more people out there that have more talent than madonna.

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    Cayat 7-17-2009

    do you have any other talent other than criticizing people who are far famous than you are??? are you better than madonna??? she's in hollywood, you are not...you=no chance to step on hollywood...

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