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Readers' 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 17

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"Like a rock

Chargin' from the gate"

--Bob Seger and Silver Bullet Band's 'Like a Rock'

How many rocks have you seen charging from gates? Oh well, it made him a ton of money on truck ads. I guess he's wealthy now ... like a rock. --Brad Crabb, Brazil, Ind.




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Axelinger

I, too, despise this idiotic lyric. I don't care in what context it was intended, it sounds about as stupid as it gets. A rock is an inanimate object, and therefore, cannot charge from anything. Throw in the fact that it's sung in a voice reminiscent of a rusty hinge, and it further drives me up the wall. I was never a fan of that dreary Old Time Rock And Roll fluff either, but throw in the horrific image of that idiot, Tom Cruise, dancing around in his underwear with a corn broom, combined with Ol' Raspy Voice, and it's the thing nightmares are made of. And enough of this, "Seger is above reproach" mentality. People are free to dislike whatever they choose - if his voice grates on us like sandpaper, we have that right to express it.

September 21 2010 at 12:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Mickey

I love Seger! He is the BEST!

January 17 2009 at 11:30 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
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neville

sorry, but think Bob Dylan is the best ever.

May 25 2010 at 7:25 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Ken

to the lyrics critics- you have some good points there, until you got to Mcartney & Seger. I was just wondering though...how do I get a job criticizing famous people? sounds pathetic but maybe the money is good...

January 01 2009 at 3:06 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Litenin

This song is O K but not great Iknow people in MI think Segar is agod like People in N J think of springsteen, or people in IN like Mellancamp. Hes got some rockers but this isnt one of them His worst song is Katmandu, Man that s0ong goes on, and on,and on and runs out of anything to say about 30 Secs into it, that song SUCKS.

December 13 2008 at 7:01 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Michael

You're and idiot Brad, that is only half of the lyric Patricia has the whole one, you might want to read it before you make stupid comments.

September 22 2008 at 6:50 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
JERI

You need to listen to the song, he is singing about a person. Solid as a "rock" Good job getting your quote in there though.

July 11 2008 at 5:21 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Loring Wirbel

Van Watson, what Bob Seger has done as an individual has nothing to do with whether he writes bad lyrics or not. Plenty of good stars with philanthropic intentions write bad songs, make bad movies, etc. and calling them out on it is NOT showing disrespect, but being a critic. Seger made some great music very early on, like in the late 60s, but everything from "Smokin' OP's" on was a big long slide downhill. And Michigan has come out with a lot of such mediocre performers. Good thing Iggy Pop makes up for them.

June 11 2008 at 8:52 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
bluespec5

I bet that donated money went to feckless administrators to buy new suits and strut around looking important. The Detroit schools are in a pathetic mess. What a way to through your dough down the toilet.

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mary

Are you kidding me?

May 18 2008 at 11:32 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
WHITE-MIKE

This song should not be on this list, songs today either bitch about everything, talk about popping caps in peoples' asses, or screaming on stage. At least he knew how to sing and play guitar, most bands today just strum wildy and scream about demons coming out of their ass, that doesn't take skill...Its like listening to an old married couple argue...

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