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- Posted on Apr 10th 2007 7:00AM by David Sprague
Since those highlights and tanning bed coloring long ago imparted a decidedly Malibu Barbie vibe to the life size version of Jon Bon Jovi, it wasn't much of a stretch for an enterprising vendor to shrink the rocker down -- ever so slightly -- in order to craft a pocket-sized version that's ideally suited to inhabit your friendly neighborhood Dream House.
The folks responsible for some of our favorite miniaturized musicians -- by which we mean action figures, not Prince and Ronnie James Dio -- have just augmented their line of goods with freshly-minted renditions of Jon and his trusty sidekick Richie Sambora, the latter of which, we presume, could double as a voodoo doll in the Heather Locklear household.
Here's hoping they borrowed a trick from Kiss -- whose members once poured vials of their own blood into comic-book ink vats -- by extracting a smidgen of plastic from Bon Jovi's face to melt down for use in the dolls.
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