Florida Governor Questions Jim Morrison's Penis
- Posted on Apr 11th 2007 7:00AM by David Sprague
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Faced with having to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season, not to mention yet another disastrous spring for both of his state's major league baseball teams, we're happy to hear that Florida's governor is finding the time to rule on an issue that's truly important to his constituents -- namely, whether or not Jim Morrison's penis is indecent.
Governor Charlie Crist is being asked to grand the Lizard King a pardon for his 1969 arrest on charges that he unsheathed Lil' Jimbo during a performance in Miami -- a bust that some folks (those willing to ignore the boozed-up Hallmark blather of Morrison's later poetry, that is) blame for setting off the Doors' downward spiral.
We have mixed feelings about the idea of the pardon itself -- after all, if a clean slate brings Morrison out of hiding and back to the limelight, pizza lovers across Southern California will once again have to deal with Brett Scallions' late delivery of cold pies.




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