Vince Neil Likes His Nurses Naughty

Considering that he needs their services on a regular basis -- what with those bedpan changes and sponge baths -- you'd think that Vince Neil would do his best to stay on the good side of the nation's nurses. Well, the motley-est of the Motley has managed to screw up that relationship by deciding to dress the staff -- at least the female portion -- of his new Florida bar in nurse uniforms that look to be borrowed from the set of a soft-core porn flick.

Real-life nurses are upset about having their image hijacked to sell booze and promote closing-time hookups, and are particularly antsy about, as a nursing professor tells the Sunshine State's Palm Beach Post, "someone [smutting] the image of the profession. It's demoralizing. There is a huge nursing shortage and being looked at as mindless sex object won't help us recruit students."

While we can't really argue with that objection, we'd suggest the professor look on the bright side -- at least Courtney Love hasn't decided to don the uniform as part of her new look.