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The 20 Worst Band Photos: Battle for No. 1


Escro vs. The Flash Brothers

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Hip-hop/R&B/Pop vs. Progressive House/Electronica/House

Hometowns: Lincoln, Neb. vs. Tel Aviv, Israel

It's "Yeaaah, boyeee. Straight out da cornfields!" vs. one turntable and three bald dudes in the bad Myspace photo showdown of the century. Who will the good citizens in our totally random, man-on-the street video segment choose as our winner? Drumroll, please ...

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Elleat 5-15-2007

I have tears running down my eyes. This is hilarious. I vote for escro. Hands down.

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princess poonat 5-15-2007

the escro photo looks like the front of a gay video ROFL. mom must be so proud

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johnat 5-15-2007

I agree with princess poon regarding Escro. The perfect title for the porn would be "The Corn Feed Bottoms".

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Asiaat 5-15-2007

esco.. lmao wow.. that was funny.

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collegeAcToRboiat 5-15-2007

ooo.. hell naw... lol wow... the best crap i've seen in a while... i could not stop laughing..i still have the tears in my eyes.... this was great

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Luisat 5-15-2007

where's manowar? lol

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Ashat 5-15-2007

Escro,Lmao Rappers of the Corn.

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plozanoat 5-15-2007

I think the commentator on the video should take a good, hard look in the mirror before she starts to ctiticize photos or how other people look. A trip to the hairdressor may be in order here. Maybe some stylish specs. How about some make-up? Take a tip from the guyliners and borrow some of theirs. She has a nice voice...should do the talking off camera. The next DL topic? Host most in need of a makover! She will be number 1...without a doubt.

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Aleenaat 5-15-2007

Yeah I agree. And she could actually be pretty if she did her hair, makeup and wore some contacts...

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mikeat 5-15-2007

worst band photos? they had one metal band...but god...here. http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

funny funny stuff. and considering some of those guys are so serious that they killed for their beliefs or causes, you would think they would take less corny pictures.

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JCat 5-15-2007

The Flash Bros are Escro aged ten years.

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bianat 5-15-2007

did david cross clone his bad self for a band?

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crystalat 5-15-2007

Who let the belroc out of the cave in LOTR?
Oh, FYI Journey is looking for it's fire mascot from the Escape album.

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Benat 5-15-2007

I vote Escsro, but I have to wonder if the Flash Brother standing up felt peer pressure to shave his head since the other two were bald.

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Alexat 5-15-2007

Escro rules. I wonder if Cowboy Troy, Buck-65, or D.F. Dub would party with these boyz.

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Ryanat 5-15-2007

I vote The Flash Brothers, just because I think that they think their picture actually looks good. Escro looks like it was supposed to look cheesy.

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Malihaat 5-15-2007

hilarious! my vote goes for Escsro..i'm pretty sure the lead singer's body is better to look at then the one from the Flash Brothers.

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Benat 5-16-2007

Look!! Its the children of the corn all grown up!!

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BRIDGETTEat 5-16-2007

ESCRO, FOR SURE......"GANGSTERS OF THE CORN"!

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Grometat 5-16-2007

Beware of "He who raps behind the rows" It's gotta be Escro by a warped country mile. Love the thing about Hefners girlfriends moving to Nashville also.
Good stuff.
P.S. Big Country never wore guyliner and they were a solid new wave hit... So "Careful with that axe Eugene!"

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