The 20 Worst Band Photos: Battle for No. 1
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Genres: Hip-hop/R&B/Pop vs. Progressive House/Electronica/House
Hometowns: Lincoln, Neb. vs. Tel Aviv, Israel
It's "Yeaaah, boyeee. Straight out da cornfields!" vs. one turntable and three bald dudes in the bad Myspace photo showdown of the century. Who will the good citizens in our totally random, man-on-the street video segment choose as our winner? Drumroll, please ...
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Reader Comments(5 of 11)
Chrisat 5-26-2007
"Brokeback Cornfield"?
BubbleDubbleat 5-26-2007
The last time I wore overalls without a shirt my nipples got chaffed... maybe that's why they look so angry. At least the ears of corn can't hear!
Megat 5-26-2007
what... the.... fuck
mandyat 5-26-2007
i just dont get people sumtimes
ThaGameat 5-26-2007
there look like deuch bags DEEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dave Zat 5-26-2007
Yeah I vote for Escro, house djs don't need to look good, they are always behind their systems, so they have an excuse. But hip hop, you need the look. This is NOT the look.
Darrinat 5-26-2007
Escro looks like one big fat joke. they need to go back to the cornfield that they came from. the flash brothers look like three old men that just don't care how their picture looks, but it looks very cheesey.
billyat 5-30-2007
You've gotta be kidding me!!! This might be a battle for worst BAND NAME too!!! ESCROW??? Are they selling real-estate or music???? (were there any closing costs on that cd?) FLASH BROTHERS??? That should either be "flash-in-the-pan brothers" or "flamer brothers"....either way...I'm amazed!!!
This is the most entertainment I've had from the music industry in YEARS!!! Love the guy wearing a record label shirt too...yeah...that's rock-n-roll.
dalumatat 5-30-2007
i'm lusting over those escro boys.
JimKamlat 5-31-2007
Absolutely hilarious! Unfortunately it's also a microcosm of new music today. P.S. I vote for the rocking balding dudes-HaHa!
Dylanat 5-31-2007
Mr. Baggy-all and the Hipbilly Hoppers wins hands down...
defaultat 5-31-2007
they forgot tenebrae or that group of black guys that dance and have sex with the furniture in theyre videos
Cindyat 5-31-2007
These may be awful band photos but if you go to this solo artists website you will see a goodlooking and talented guy that is on his way up to the top!www.myspace.com/scottludwig
stevie aat 5-31-2007
toooo funny dipshits 1 and all major identity crisis' goin' on
hannahat 5-31-2007
pahahahahahahahaha why is he taking his pants off?
Manuellat 6-01-2007
I think the sun in the back of the pic burned all of The Flash Brother's hairs, still I vote for Escro the guy on the left with his nipple out looks so gay
Mikeat 5-31-2007
This Escro... MC MAHON came up with this didn't he?....
- SO, WHEN does Buck Owens & Roy Clark appear suddenly & CLOBBER these guys with a bucket of oats?
Note to escro: BADASS AIN'T WEARIN' BRAN NEW MATCHING OVERALLS!!!!
Stacy Moulderat 5-31-2007
Those bands haven't got any skills compared to the Crunk Cracker Crew, check em out here and see what you think... Don't hesitate to leave us some comments or send us some messages. Peace out
http://www.myspace.com/crunkcrackercrew
Nishaat 5-31-2007
I didn't know you could be hard with overalls on. And who told the guy in the middle of the Escro pic that that was a good pose? You can only get away with that if you have abs and the "V" cut.
Mikeat 5-31-2007
The farmers dated the baldheads, The farmers dated the baldheads, hi ho the dario the farmers dated the baldheads