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- Posted on May 25th 2007 7:00AM by David Sprague
But even the Bat Lizard's impressive track record couldn't prepare us for his latest effort -- a Kiss-themed item that manages to qualify as both home furnishing and dietary supplement.
We speak, of course, of a just-introduced Kiss 'Rock and Roll Over' table -- a kitchenette-sized item that stands 25 inches high and carries the images of all four original Kiss members in full makeup.
While we can't imagine the sort of decorating scheme that would be a good fit for such a piece, we can see how it could fit nicely into just about any weight-loss plan -- after all, how many folks could keep down a full meal while staring into those faces?