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IFLTS: 'Don't Cha,' Pussycat Dolls



'Don't Cha,' Pussycat Dolls
From 2005's 'PCD'

This song is genius because it recognizes that all men are built exactly the same way that I am. The male species manufactures hundreds of millions of sperm every day, and it doesn't matter that he loves his girlfriend -- who, in the course of a month's time, will only make one or two eggs. No matter how beautiful, all girls realize their guys will always be attracted to other girls. The lyrics say so: "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Was a freak like me? Don't cha?" It recognizes that he lasciviously wants other girls. Genius. [It blew me away] right away.

The visuals cement it because they look like what they're talking about. They look nasty and that's what guys want. You don't want lazy Miss Daisy Clover if you want to have a good time. I don't want to read a book with a girl -- I'm sorry. It's not politically correct, but I really don't. I want her to be sexy. I want her to buy stiletto heels. I want make-up and perfume. The more time you spend making yourself attractive, the more interested we are.

Gene Simmons is the bassist for veteran rockers Kiss. Season Two of his reality show, 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' premiered last week on A&E.


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Nikki

"The more time you spend making yourself attractive, the more interested we are."

HAHAHA sike!
I agree, Werpdwerg, if I ever saw anyone that looked like any of those "dolls" coming at me, I'd run. Fast. Away from the herpes.

Has anyone ever seen the pictures of the "dolls" performing where there boobs were falling out of their tops and one girls' VAGINA actually FELL out of her "shorts" (underwear)? Do guys reeeeally want herpes infested jump-offs?

June 25 2007 at 11:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
waydown

and most guys should realize that no matter how hot they are, their girls are looking at other girls. especially if they're d-bags like this one.

June 04 2007 at 5:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Werpdwerg

If my girlfriend looked like any of them Dolls, I'd toss a towel over her head and run away fast.

June 04 2007 at 3:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
yup

And no matter how adorable, all guys realize their girls will always be attracted to other guys.

June 04 2007 at 3:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply