Emmylou Harris and Lyle Lovett Cruise With Fans

does anyone know how much the cruise costs ? Because I'm in Toronto they were advertising it the other day on Yonge St.

Hi,
How's it goin'eh?(My name isn't important...seriously! - I'm a Canadian OK?).

More specifically I'm a red-necked Alberta Canada Oilfield Consultant (my brother tells me that I work in "The most environmentally unfriendly place on earth!"). (northern North America 4 those of you reading this in the united sticks of america).

I "Pull dragons from the ground" - Corb Lund - a real Alberta Cowboy.... u retards from ____"


I recently bought John Hiatt's new cd ( i love u john i want 2 bear your children! Or shud i say i wood if u asked me 2.)

Inside of said cd was an insert that proudly proclaimed "a number of artists were going 2 b going on a cruise from Miami 2 gawd nos where."

i thought, "You absolutely love & worship" all of the named artists, & i wood give my left nut 2 (2 late my first wife got it)2 see any of them.

I didn't throw away the insert (& by the way i woodn't be your worst nightmare, i wood b the bomb - rich oil guy that'd do anything just 2 hear u play.)

I'm going 2 condense this plea... if anyone that might read this can help me 2 get tickets 4 this please let me no.

On the negative side, u'd likely have 2 pick me up in Cuba or Jamaica as u'r current president feels i'm a threat...not a terrorist mind u, but i've committed a crime of "moral turpitude" according 2 your current consulate, so just throw out a buoy & i'll swim towards it, i have GPS so u can find the corpse if i mess up.

Syncrude killed some ducks lately, and it circurled the planet, meanwhile PEOPLE DIED THERE and it only rated a headline in the back of the local newspapers, (Syncrude Suncor - owned by Exxon/Esso?) How hard wood it b 2 let me no how 2 get on-board this "dream cruise".

I'm a "pragmatic pessimist by the way & don't expect a response so i'll go back 2 the insert & follow up that way.

U won't no me if u see me 'cause i'm deep under cover 7 wood haff 2 kill u if u found out my seret identity.

I'm kidding 4 gawd's sake.

KDW

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