Rock 'n' Roll Dolls: Money Mark

More powerful than a speeding Dan the Automator and less squirrelly than that slippery Danger Mouse replica, this plasticine party rocker reigns as the swankest inanimate multi-instrumentalist in the land -- that is, until that Beck doll comes along dragging two turntables and a microphone.

Accessories: Detachable amplifiers and snazzy plaid slacks.

Great for: Spinning around like a record -- or on a record, if the mood strikes.