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Best Opening Lyrics: No. 18

"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
--Merle Haggard's 'Okie From Muskokee'

Hippie haters took this line a little too literally. Heck, for all we know, the Hag was stoned when he wrote it.
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latinkeenanat 8-06-2007

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste

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James Michalekat 8-06-2007

Smokin' marijuana is probably the only thing that Hag didn't do, in Muskogee or anywhere else.

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Willowat 8-06-2007

#1, great, great song. I wonder why Spinner didn't decide to go with that song. Wasn't it by the Stones???

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deserthat 8-06-2007

Haggard has been known to make a comment like: "fortunately we're not in Muskogee very often" when he does this tune in concert.

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Rissat 8-07-2007

AHHH..nothing like "weed!"

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patrickgawneat 8-07-2007

Find "Asshole from El Paso" by Chuck Wagon and thr Wheels, great parody. The first line is "We all smoke marijuana in El Paso"

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Nicolisat 8-18-2007

Same with this song, wouldn't put it on the best opening lyrics

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melomoeat 9-12-2007

I've not only smoked marijuana in Muskogee, but I scored a pound from a guy with really long hair.

Lyric- "You left me here on your way to paradise; you pulled the rug right out from under my life. I know where you go to, I knew when you came home last night, with a mist in your eyes from the smoke of a distant fire." Love that!

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Acemanat 9-20-2007

Once upon a time you dressed so fine....there's Dylan...then everyone else..

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dAnnyat 9-24-2007

damn den u missin out playa

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Marciaat 9-30-2007

Sure, no one smokes marijuana in Muskogee. And there are no gays in Iran.

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Peteat 9-30-2007

Another bad choice, there are so many songs to chose from this should have never made the cut!

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tygrusfurbellyat 9-30-2007

I swear that pic of merle haggard looks like he could be the actor billy ray thornton with a wig on .

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hockeyfan39at 6-09-2009

Bob, Billy Bob, not Billy Ray. Thornton would need a mullet to be Billy Ray.

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Carl Childersat 9-30-2007

Mary-wanny makes me kind'ly nervous when I smoke it. Mmmm Hmmmm.

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JKat 9-30-2007

My woman thinks its a god damn shame the way some men bring home their wives money, furs, and jewelry. I come home, ain't got a dime, and smelling like a brewery. I'm drunk again.

Paul Butterfield Blues Band or Super Session, circa 1968

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amberat 10-05-2007

I bet there is some one that smokes weed there.

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HAWKFUNKat 11-12-2007

Classic square opening of all time! - want some real music chec out Hawkfunk on youtube.

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herschelat 1-16-2008

the lyric is actually "We don;t smoke marijuana in school." the song's title is "Okie From Muskogee." perhaps that's what confused you. whoever made this list didn't listen to the songs; they just wrote the lyrics the way they were remembered.

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gitrightat 2-18-2008

For those that don't know, Merle is the best country vocalist that ever lived. Listen to some of his early stuff---workin man blues, mama tried,sing me back home, I started loving you again---merle had the purest,perfect tone voice. If you haven't heard merle, treat yourself to the best ever!

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