Rocker's Cats Do Coke
Given the fact that Pete Doherty has a lot on his professional plate -- what with gigs as a full-time pharmaceutical tester and part-time musician -- we're surprised that he's found the time to pursue the admirable hobby of myth-debunking. But we're happy to hear that he's started with a biggie -- that being trying to disprove the notion that cats have nine lives by turning one of his pet kittens into a crack addict. Britain's Daily Star reports that Doherty's female cat Dinger -- Cockney slang for "syringe" -- gave birth to a litter of young 'uns, one of which turned up at a veterinarian's office feeling rather poorly. A few tests elicited a diagnosis that's pretty rare in the feline realm -- a copious amount of cocaine in the bloodstream. The RSPCA, which is said to have seized the animals in question, didn't specifically name Doherty in its tut-tutting statement on the incident, calling it "a police matter." Still, we can't help but think the Babyshambles dartboard on the wall of the animal group's local pub qualifies as a hint.
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Posted by David Sprague on Aug 23rd 2007 10:30AM
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Reader Comments(1 of 11)
Mykel Exnerat 8-23-2007
YAWN...
this guy is as talented and is as much of a story as Kevin Federline
bat 8-23-2007
what an f-in' piece of shit...keep the coke to yourself and your equally waste of a life ex-girlfriend kate moss...does anyone else notice that kate is a mother, yet there are only pictures of kate looking high and partying...great parenting and pet-owner skills all around. i couldn't care less otherwise, except for when pets and kids are dragged into these disgusting messes of drugged out "lives" rot in hell
BOBBIEat 8-23-2007
WHAT AN IDIOT!
paat 8-23-2007
I hope he dies and rots in HELL.
Duchovny2at 8-23-2007
Who is that idiot anyway? Who really cares? He is nothing but toilet paper butt crack lint anyway! Maybe he and Michael Vick should hang out together. You know they have a name for him in jolly ol England: FAG!
Wolfieat 8-23-2007
Babyshambles? We set him right, down here in Aintry County way. Yessum, we would. He wouldn't know his a$% from a whole in the ground by the time we git done with him. Or, maybe that an oxymoron.
bigmikei870at 8-23-2007
good give it to the cats i hate those damn things anyway
Madelineat 8-23-2007
What a big jerk he is: ditto his girlfriend Kate Moss. Really good examples for the youth of today. I personally boycott any products that Kate Moss represents. These companys are nothing but greedy corporate people feeding on profits mainly produced by the young buyers ...the most vulnerable
Robertat 8-23-2007
Aintry County way? Yessum? You aren't going to tell him he "shore is purty, boy!", are you Cletus? Sheesh.
anibethc40at 8-23-2007
Pete Doherty's cats used up their nine lives going hard core, sniffing cocaine. Sick. Pete should be charged with animal cruelty.
Bambiat 8-23-2007
At least the poor little kitty got treatment.
Marieat 8-23-2007
WHAT A FLAMING IDIOT!!! HE NEEDS TO BE LOCKED IN JAIL AND THROW THE KEY AWAY!!!!!
Laura047at 8-23-2007
I party occasionally so I am no saint, but I can say with absolute conviction that THIS GUY SHOULD BE SHOT. Animals cannot make an INFORMED CONSENT to take drugs or not. Its animal abuse. What a freakin moron.
Max61at 8-23-2007
Whoever this fellow is just doesn't matter to most folks.....however, when he mistreats the animals he is respondible for........that is unacceptable......I hope the authorities take notice of this and act accordingly.....maybe this fellow can be cellmates with Michael Vick.....if you abuse animals, then you go to jail.....loose everything.....period.....society does not need these type of people.....any where in the world...
Biffaat 8-23-2007
I really wish he would go to jail, and even moreso wish he would get raped in the shower by Mr. Big who's in with the warders.
wackywadeat 8-23-2007
Who is this guy? He has bad teeth, smokes a lot, and wears hats, but otherwise, why should anybody care?
Robertat 8-23-2007
What a waste of space. This guy needs some serious jail time to think things over.
Copskiss2at 8-23-2007
This guy is on par with Michael Vick. Giving drugs to your cat?! What a serious act of deviant behavior. Bring in the police.
Cari Carterat 8-23-2007
He should be sentenced to prison time for animal abuse. What a waste of skin and bone. Until now I've never even heard of him nor his group. All the pictures I've seen of him thus far look terrible. His parents are probably extremely disappointed. But he is to drugged out to care.
debat 8-23-2007
If this guy cannot be busted for possession, distribution or public disturbance, can't he at the very least be arrested for cruelty to animals??? What a jerk! He needs to suffer a complete lack of press from here on out for being such a complete waste of a human being. The next time I want to see this jerk's name in in his obit!