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Readers' Best Opening Lyrics: No. 23

"Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker"
--Ozzy Osbourne's 'Suicide Solution'

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PsychoTemplarat 8-26-2007

Ozzy is a fucking god!

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andyat 8-27-2007

Ozzy writes the best lyrics,Ozzy rulz

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Richardat 8-27-2007

Ozzie owes this clever, ostensibly original line in part to the early 20th Century American poet (was it Ogden Nash?) who wrote a poem which consisted entirely of these words, in this order:

"Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker."

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Pixieat 8-27-2007

he stole someone else's lines, changed a few words, and passed it off as his. a cheater's way of plagerizing. he's a freak anyway.

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elephantmanat 8-27-2007

Ozzy JUST go away.

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Trishat 8-28-2007

Ozzy Rocks!

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Stefat 9-13-2007

Ozzy totally fuking rocks! He's definatley right up there w/GOD.

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Ken Swanat 10-27-2007

Osie must have read some Ogden Nash, because O N said that wayyyybaaaack

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nrthrndncrat 10-26-2008

Ditto, Richard, it IS:

Candy is Dandy but

Liquor is Quicker

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nrthrndncrat 10-26-2008

Ditto, Richard, it IS:

Candy is Dandy but

Liquor is Quicker

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