Kanye West says he is the No. 1 human in music, to which 50 Cent responds, "Nuh uh!" [Best Week Ever]

Yeah, so much for that Meg White sex tape. "Wank mining," who knew? [The Daily Swarm]

The New Pornographers announce they have a sex tape tour dates. [Pitchfork]

Law-abiding tykes Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline look on with disapproval as their mommy, the reclusive Britney Spears, continues to drive without a valid California driver's license. [DListed]

Dr. Dre checks himself into 'Detox' before his 2008 retirement. [PopEater]