Outrageous Concert Riders: No. 14

Posted Oct 12th 2007 12:00PM by Spinner Staff
Filed under: Concerts and Tours, The Hit List

"One (1) small bottle of Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil
24 long stem roses (TOTALLY DETHORNED) (sic)"
--LL Cool J

This rap star is known for 'Doin' It Well' and makes sure that his backstage bachelor pad is outfitted with the supplies for getting the deed done right.

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Jannie from Ozat 10-13-2007

A SMALL bottle? Maybe he ain't the man he wants everybody to think he is...

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AnaContessaat 10-20-2007

Too funny.

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LunchLadyat 10-26-2007

The baby oil is no doubt for his ashy legs. You da man, Cool J!

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Bradat 10-26-2007

Typical you know what, can't keep it in his pants. He is one fugly creature.

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ericat 10-26-2007

one small bottle is enough to lube up his hose. And maybe one of the roses is for sticking it in the end of the hose.

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Wowat 10-26-2007

Eric, I hope you do not clam Christianity. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

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HotSakiat 10-26-2007

I am old and used, but no one should meet a woman with 24 long stem roses and a bottle of baby oil!!! ... I think that a (REAL) black women would kick your ass with a gift like that for god's sake.

I thought you were a great actor, now I think you are a weird, sick pervert. Stay away from my kids please...You may think your pretty, But god has better plans for me and the devil has plans for you

Most men who brag about baby oil in the white world dont like women, transvestites, maybe, but not women... Get in touch with america please... you are too weird.

Love is good in gods eyes lust is a deadly sin... by the way have little weenies , they are so little they need a keyhole to you know what in

you are no longer LL cool J to me as an actor

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Mauriceat 10-27-2007

HotSaki, why don't you keep your jesus bashing bull*hit to your self and to be quite honest I'm gay and my "weenie" is not little (you must have issues with your weenie, or if your a woman issues with your sex life) so go get *ucked. This is only stating what luxuries these people prefer. You say he's a pervert, you probably have more stange behaviors than anyone can imagine cause you talk so negative. Get a life and realize that if you don't like it move on. Also maybe you need to get in touch with reality. FREAK! I think LL Cool J has more talent than you;ll ever have and your jealous cause your sexless and have a small weenie. :-) So fudgepack your dog!

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Bobby Gat 10-27-2007

That's not exactly the best way to represent, Maurice. For those of you with the vivid imaginations about baby oil consider this: As a former stage makeup artist, I can tell you another couple of possible uses for baby oil. It can be used on the eyelids to add shine and a dreamy kind of look when the eyes are half closed looking downwards. It's also great to make black hair shine in the spotlights. And, since baby oil is a bacteria magnet, a fresh bottle is always best. A small bottle would indicate it is for a one-time use and he doesn't intend to re-use it.

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DGoodinat 10-27-2007

Well, surprising to me, I never thought about baby oil in a negative way like some of you. How about this....maybe for dry skin or bald head shine. I'm thinking that the so called "fudgepacking" is a no.
Some say they no longer like LL Cool J now, because of the inuendos? Puhleese!

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DASat 10-27-2007

loser

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tjasmin270at 10-27-2007

What's a fudgepacker?

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Stevenat 10-27-2007

If HotSaki is a righteous Christian, she just committed the worst act of judgementalism by accussing LL Cool J of being a "fudgepacker" because he requests baby oil. Booby G gives an explanation on why LL Cool J may want the baby oil. I use baby oil myself after a shower to keep my skin from drying out. I am certainly no "fudgepacker", as HotSaki must think any man who uses baby oil is.

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foxxyb35at 10-27-2007

i think LL is very sexxy. why do people always had something bad to say about people. if he has a lovely lady with him the baby oil is good for massageing the body. my boyfriend does that to me. some people need to get a life and stop having so much negativity the world would be a better place.

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Vonat 10-27-2007

Are you all crazy. The baby oil is to oil his body. He shows it off during his appearances as part of his show. The roses are to give to women in the audience also as part of his show. As I recall, the man is happily married and has been for many years.

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