1. That's outrageous? Yawn.

AnaContessa at 1:28AM on Oct 20th 2007

2. this picture is hot

Antonio O'Neal at 1:32PM on Oct 26th 2007

3. The Van Halen no brown M&Ms got started with me when Sammy Hagar, David Lee Roth, and I were talking with him at a Truman Capote party. Stoned out of his mind back at this early 80s gathering, he was agonizing over his difficulties memorizing updated song lyrics onstage before tele-prompters were in vogue, whereby we told him We'd take in exchange a full ounce Glad bag of cocaine for a bag of "smart pills" we'd bring to him the next day.

So, we went to a farmer out in the Miami Everglades who kept rabbits. Here we collected about a half pound of rabbit turds from the bottom of the farmer's bunny hutch taking them to my girlfriend, Maria, who worked in a Cuban candy shop in Coral Gables. She brown sugar-coated the rabbit turds for me before me, Sammy, and Dave gave them to Eddie the next day.

The three of us were splitting a gut laughing our asses off, smirking, and chortleing while Eddie, oblivious as he always is, still didn't get it. He popped a handful of the sugar-coated rabbit turds in his mouth and chewed 'em up swallowing in a forced gulp. Making a screwed up face and sticking out his tongue ("Yalch!") Eddie said, "Man, these goddamn things taste more like rabbit turds than they do smart pills!", whereas, I said, "See Eddie? You're getting smarter already!"

Carlo at 8:56PM on Oct 26th 2007

4. I had to laugh at an "assortment of adult magazines" for the Guns N' Roses guys. I betcha they already banged the girls in the pictures.

Jackie at 9:13PM on Oct 26th 2007

5. Those magazines were probably as close as any of those losers ever got to a woman.

Jim at 10:45PM on Oct 26th 2007

6. carlo is full of horseshit

FRANK at 11:25PM on Oct 26th 2007

7. Obviously Jim doen't know a thing about being a celebrity. I bet Axl himself banged more girls than all the men in his family tree combined.

James at 11:44PM on Oct 26th 2007

8. These hollywood people don't have a clue that their life on this earth is short and eternity is forever. Their seductive and vain life styles may go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah. For those that don't know what that is - in the bible these two cities were destroyed due to their seductive and amorous ways. Not judging, just commenting

Jud Kastner at 12:12AM on Oct 27th 2007

9. i AM A ROCK AND ROLL STAGE MANAGER.
rEQUESTSARE HONOWEED AND an ASSISTANT PROSENTS A BILL TO ME AND i GIVE IT tHE COMPANY MANAGER WHO DEDUCTS THOSE SERVICES FROM THE NIGHTLY GROSS.

CHUCK at 3:07AM on Oct 27th 2007

10. These little jack offs should buy their own dirty magazines

paul lambert at 4:54AM on Oct 27th 2007

11. salut comme ma vatu

dramane at 9:36AM on Oct 27th 2007

12. hey dumbass Van Halen put the no brown m&m in the contract to see if they were paying attention and reading the contract.

ben dover at 10:00AM on Oct 27th 2007

13. Guns and Roses? I didn't know they were still around. They were one of the hottest groups around in the eighties. They should look at some of the ladies on this site. This will give them some ideas on what to get to make thier ladies look like the women in the magzines.

http://www.freewebs.com/galleryshops/intimateapparel.htm

Marvin at 8:32PM on Oct 27th 2007

14. Axl Rose is a sad and pathetic has-been. The girlie magazine doesnt surprise me. Jerk off is what jerk off does.

Susan at 9:50AM on Oct 28th 2007

15. Magazines? You can get all the porn pics you can handle on the 'net!!

nomofun at 11:32AM on Oct 28th 2007