Outrageous Concert Riders: No. 8
"No trees please! We want plants that are just as full on the bottom as the top such as bamboo, peace lilies, etc. No tree trunks!" --Paul McCartney
Dendrophobia is no laughing matter, folks. Unless it's implied in a rock icon's tour rider. Along with a penchant for sissy plants with pretty white petals.Posted by Spinner Staff
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Reader Comments(1 of 2)
Stevenat 10-27-2007
I will demand pop culture history be taught in schools if some kid comes here and calls Sir Paul an old fart.
Maggie Condonat 7-21-2008
We have History of Rock in my school...
Timat 10-28-2007
McCartney is God.
castat 10-28-2007
can anyone say fossil
Sigat 10-28-2007
What he wants is a Shrubbery!!!! Nee! Nee! Nee!
Angieat 10-28-2007
Sig, great Monty Python reference. Fab-u-lous.
DKKat 10-28-2007
He's got to be kidding.
Uncle Joeat 11-02-2007
Can we cast cast into the sea please? AND the spinner staff as well? Why would Sir Paul want trees killed for his temporary benifit?
SUSANat 11-13-2007
Just plant Heather head first.
Charlesvolcher6at 11-13-2007
THANKS GOD HE GOT RID OF MISS PLASTIC LEG
hayleyamberat 8-29-2008
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU WHEN KARMA COMES BACK TO YOU AND BITES U RIGHT IN THE A**. MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE WITH A FAKE LEG? GET A REAL LIFE. HEY MINORS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BLOG OR COMMENT.
Colonel Mikeat 12-08-2007
That's right, "NO"; I repeat "No tree trunks" (sic). They tend to remind Sir Paul of one of his ex-wife's legs.
Ballbreakerat 12-08-2007
Yeah, big suprise he's a freak...
imms111at 3-22-2008
sir paul. john lennon and paul mccartney, were the greatest of all time. this man deserves all the respect we can give him. i felt really bad for paul, going through that bitter divorce, from that golddigging *****. i read an article in the new york post, and according to the article, heather mills has always been an opportunist, she modeled topless, and was a high priced hooker for the rich oil sheiks. she was arrested from stealing jewelry from her employer. how did he get tied up with this thing. she calls her a fundraiser for charities. if the truth were known, any monies that were raised, very well could have gone right in her pocket. long live paul mccartney.
Across The Universe195at 4-13-2008
i'd be shaking with silent laughter if it were anyone but Sir Paul. Poor guy, there's ONE celeb that should've signed a prenup. and he's no fossil. he has a fan club at my daughter's MIDDLE SCHOOL. KEEP ROCKIN' PAUL
(if u are Paul)