Pop Singer Gets Her Own Muffin

Posted on Oct 29th 2007 5:30PM by David Sprague
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At one point or another, every celebrity gets asked some variation on the question "if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" We're not entirely sure what Britney Spears answer to that question would be, but there's one group of pastry-peddlers who've determined exactly what kind of muffin the singer would be.

The folks behind 1-800-Muffins have introduced a new confection they've dubbed 'The Britney,' which -- naturally enough -- takes their usual dough and adds copious amounts of both rum and nuts. Add a few pork rinds and we're sure that Ms. Spears will pick up a couple dozen for late night snacks -- and that windfall could provide incentive enough for the company to use that combination as a base for any number of dessert items to come. A little black food coloring and some animal tranquilizers and you could have a Marilyn Manson Muffin -- the perfect way to end the day, as far as we're concerned.

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