The DL: Emo in One Minute

Posted Nov 2nd 2007 3:00PM by The DL Show Staff
Filed under: The DL, In One Minute

Tired of people name-dropping rock genres and not having a clue what they're talking about? We sure are, so we put together the first in an ongoing series of edumacational, one-minute videos that'll drop a knowledge bomb on all unsuspecting ignoramuses. The first out of the gate is the much-maligned Emo, a genre that arguably jumped the shark almost a decade ago, yet continues to lurch onward like a zombie. You know, a zombie that whines like a bitch and wears its little sister's pants.

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jim

at 11:20PM on Nov 2nd 2007

Pete Wentz is sooooo HHOOTT!!!!!!!! so stop hating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genna

at 11:38AM on Nov 3rd 2007

pet is the hotist boy in the world and he is an awsome kutar player whenever i get a magasin i get one about him

amy something

at 12:28PM on Nov 3rd 2007

STUPID STEROTYPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a life whoever made this piece of crap.
I LOVE PETE!

Onlyonlegendary

at 2:45PM on Nov 3rd 2007

pete is THE SEXY end of sentence bob (period)

Jennifer

at 1:50AM on Nov 4th 2007

I am so in love with her. BTW, did you ever posted your profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called billionairecupid.com? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.

Taylor

at 9:58AM on Nov 4th 2007

Those guys r such freakin Pete Wentz is not 4 ur info but those people saying that shit about him that is freakin!!!!!!

Thanx And Good Nite

tala

at 1:59PM on Nov 4th 2007

Pete Wentz is a HOTTIE emo of not!!!!!!!!!!!

kenziecakesx3

at 5:46PM on Nov 4th 2007

wow. Pete may be really hot.......but people really need to stop obsessing. i mean jeez..he's like almost 30 so get a life

dannycoky

at 6:16PM on Nov 4th 2007

ommggg!!!!!...pete is soooooo hot!!!!!!...i love panic! at the disco!!!!!.......i like so much my chemical romance....and....fall out boy!!!!!

Michael

at 12:26AM on Nov 5th 2007

'pet is the hotist boy in the world and he is an awsome kutar player whenever i get a magasin i get one about him'

To this genna person, reread the first sentence where it talks about people not knowing what the hell theyre talking about. He can't play a guitar for shit, a man with some of the tips of his fingers cut off (true rockers know him) can do a better job at a guitar than he could. Listen to actual music, instead of making love to your emo fantasy man poster who are 30 and love the slicer.

alicia

at 3:54PM on Nov 5th 2007

omg pete wentz is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy

kat

at 6:54PM on Nov 6th 2007

This is so sterotypical :( STUPID WASTE OF ONE MINUTE!!!

Best homes

at 7:53AM on Nov 8th 2007

Haven't ever heard of him. What is he so popular for???

nora

at 7:49PM on Nov 8th 2007

pete wentz is a poser. pahhleaasee.

Xed

at 5:56PM on Nov 17th 2007

Right if mr wentz is so brilliant and you're all not stereotypes then why is mr wentz wearing the guyliner and his sisters trousers? Lets face it only stereotypes would lick mr wentz's ass like that.

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