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12 Worst Christmas Songs: No. 1

'Do They Know It's Christmas'
--Band Aid (1984)

File this, charitably, under Good Intentions. The cream of the U.K. pop crop -- including Bob Geldof and the guy from Spandau Ballet -- banged this out in one 24-hour session. Unfortunately, despite the heroic tub-thumping of Phil Collins, it sounds like it. And -- with lyrics like "Tonight thank God it's them, instead of you" -- you can't exactly take it out caroling.

Best Xmas Songs

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Jamesat 12-07-2007

I can't believe the Christmas Sh...no I can't bring myself to name That Song, it would be like Lord Voldemort is to Harry Potter. Well I can't believe the C******* S**** is NOT EVEN ON THE LIST, LET ALONE NOT NUMBER ONE AS IT SHOULD BE.

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Megat 11-30-2008

Awe I love Christmas Shoes. The only bad part about that song is the creepy little kid singing at the end (lol), but I love the meaning behind the song itself.

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laiegirlat 11-30-2008

WHO MADE THIS LIST??? The entire world knows how guttingly HORRENDOUS that Christmas Shoes song is!

"I want her to look beautiful...if Mama meets Jesus toniiiight." Pathetic.

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metalmann359at 11-30-2008

are you all that self-iinvolved that u can't see what chirstmas is all about try having a heart and look at others first maybe then you all would understand the real meaning behide chirstmas!

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judithat 11-30-2008

I agree that "Christmas Shoes" and "I want a hippopotomus for Christmas are two of the worst I have ever heard. Why do they keep playing the? I want to throw up!!! I used to feel that "Grandma got run over by a rheindeer" was pretty awful, but compared to these two, it's not so bad.

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rrouellette13at 11-30-2008

james - you nailed it 100%. as i was reading this list with my wife i said "whatever happens, christmas shoes had better be number 1 on the list." sadly, it wasn't.

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Lauraat 11-30-2008

Christmas Shoes is the dumbest song ever! If I were dying I certainly wouldn't care about shoes! Hey why not ask for a Christmas miracle and cure mom?

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rlmccoy957at 11-30-2008

I sorry but christmas shoes has special meaning to everyone who has lost a parent. The first time I heard christmas shoes it made me think about my mom who I lost when I was 7 Now over 40 years later The first time I played it this year. I work in radio. It has even more meaning since I lost my dad last month. This song just brings tears to my eyes as I miss my folks that much more. So you negative people who that this song is trash, need to open your heart and your eys to learn about the true meaning of the holidays. It is not about the presents. It's about family.

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Tannerat 11-30-2008

Actually.... I really enjoy listening to FM STATIC's version of it. I 've never heard the original, so, i'll check it out. You should check out 'His Favorite Christmas Story' by Capital Lights. It's not bad.

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pres4peaceat 11-30-2008

Christmas Shoes is truly the worst song. Way worse than ANY mentioned here. Band Aid is awesome.

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math513at 11-30-2008

Any list that doesn't include the enormously stupid Snoopy/Red Baron and the Christmas Shoes song is not a list of the worst Christmas songs. Christmas Shoes is schmaltzy, exploitive, cheesy and annoying. It's good other than that.

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frye0001at 12-03-2008

I am 100% with you how awful is that song???

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nymphomercialat 12-06-2008

The Christmas Shoes isn't just the worst Christmas song ever, it's the worst SONG ever. You gotta hear this parody called The Christmas Thong: http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1120
If the link doesn't work, Google Christmas Thong

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Mickyknockfirstat 12-25-2008

me and a coworker came to the conclusion last year that the kid in the song is a con-artist. that and anyone who likes that song must be one of those odd people who like actually fruitcake.

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toby69999at 12-25-2008

Now we all know why the world is so fukt up!

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Dw Dunphyat 12-08-2007

Band Aid is the #1 worst? As in, so much worse than "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? No way, that's some neva forgive action.

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Tobiat 12-08-2007

#1 should be "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer"!!!!!

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mrsbarbcashat 12-01-2008

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeen is a good song and should never be put on the bad list. It is funny. Don't you have a sense of humor?

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Carboniat 12-08-2007

The Band Aid song is kind of stupid when you think about it. When they say "do they know it's Christmas time at all?" makes me laugh because about 75% of Africans are Muslim--not Christians--meaning they do not celebrate Christmas

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phishraeat 12-01-2008

Umm, actually, the song is about Ethiopia, which is predominantly Christian.

However, for that reason, the song is still laughable, because they *do* know that it's Christmas, since they *are* celebrating.

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