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12 Worst Christmas Songs: No. 12

Christmas songs can reconnect us to our childhood sense of wonder, or drive us right up the freakin' chimney. For the 12 days of Christmas, we've made our lists of the naughtiest and nicest non-novelty rock-era ditties. You check 'em twice.

'Santa Baby'
--Madonna (1987)

Madonna had been around the block far too many times to get away with playing the infuriating Betty Boop-ish ingenue. When Eartha Kitt made a case for being a good, deserving girl -- "think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed" -- it was mildly amusing. When Madonna trotted out the line, it was just another reason for Sean Penn to start throwing ornaments.

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Spaceball

This is worse than any of 'em... really!

http://youtu.be/YkNDraXuRcI

December 06 2011 at 9:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
bruce

Just for plain rotten Christmas songs, The Little Drummer Boy gets my vote. That is the most irritating piece of crap and they play it to death. All those "pa rum pa pa pums are ridiculous". How it became so popular is a total mystery to me.

December 24 2009 at 3:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gory bateson

What about Gory Bateson's "Merry X-Mas, Baby"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJA5MJoSTm4

December 19 2009 at 4:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gory bateson

What about Gory Bateson's "Merry X-Mas, Baby"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJA5MJoSTm4

December 19 2009 at 3:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
werunamuk

Good, Bad or Indefferent, It's entertainment. It help's to pass the time and give you something to talk about. Did you ever wonder how many people would pay to listen to you? Except it or don't. I am my leader. I make my own choices. All in all , it doesn't matter. Reading the comments is entertainment. To funny. Nothing has changed. Laugh with a friend. Share.

January 26 2009 at 3:10 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
zyncD

Madonna sux too many dks her song is lame

January 23 2009 at 8:41 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jenna

That was a good one too traducciones!

December 26 2008 at 12:50 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jenna

THIS SUCKS!!
Faith and the Muse - A Winter Wassail is my fav.

CELTIC CHRISTMAS SONGS ARE THE BEST!!

December 26 2008 at 12:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
traducciones

How can it be that the world has changed so much?. However, i hope it is for the better. I thought John Lennon's Christmas song was the best ever writen. It asks you what have you done and not what you will do for Christmas just because is Christmas. Just do something even if it is not Christmas time. Do something for your neighbor or friend or stranger in need or for yourself, but do something to change for the better. Forget about the differences as something bad. Differences are good, we can learn from them as long as is for the best. Please contribute with a little bit of heart.

December 26 2008 at 5:57 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
kevineasthaven

i love madonna grow up

December 26 2008 at 5:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply