Singer Seeks Solace in Sharks and Canadian Rockers
We're not exactly sure what right-thinking rehab center would stock 'Hammer of the Gods' on its library shelves, but apparently one of the clinics recently frequented by Amy Winehouse did just that -- inspiring the distressed singer to seek solace in the realm of sharks on her road to recovery. Winehouse hasn't employed the critters in quite the same way legend would have it that Jimmy Page and company did, but she has allegedly been spending her fair share of time swimming amongst them while unwinding at a Caribbean villa owned by Bryan Adams -- giving us nightmares about a movie-theme duet sometime down the road. According to a British tabloid report, Ms. Winehouse decided to get in touch with her inner Richard Dreyfuss in an effort to "get high on life" -- something we'd have thought she'd have a doctorate in by now. She's quoted as saying the snorkeling-with-sharks experience has taught her "to appreciate simple things, like the beauty of nature, and it's taught me to face my fears." We'd imagine waking up to the strains of 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' has helped that latter effort along as well.
Posted by David Sprague on Jan 3rd 2008 2:00PM
Filed under: Wacked News



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Reader Comments(1 of 2)
peaceat 1-05-2008
poor sharks.
peaceat 1-05-2008
Poor sharks.
Skippyat 1-05-2008
Man that must be a freaky sight for the sharks.
Tateat 1-05-2008
'Seeking solace in the realm of sharks'...sounds peaceful. (yeah, right) Where R those sharks going 2 go 2 seek solace?
Garjayaat 1-05-2008
There are reports all over the carribean sharks are beaching themselfs.
b-dubat 1-05-2008
Maybe she was passing herself off as bait.
robat 1-05-2008
Amy Rocks, a complete original
widdleswifeat 1-05-2008
Jaysus!!!
driordanat 1-05-2008
i really think,she just needs another tattoo.
Sueat 1-05-2008
The sharks are escaping to the London pubs in response...
Jamesat 1-05-2008
Good way to guarantee that sharks will never bite another human.
Kathyat 1-05-2008
People sharks are not stupid they don't want to die, really would you like to take a bite out of her?? didn't think so. Well neither do they.
Cindeeat 1-05-2008
I heard some of the sharks DID bite her...and she didn't notice. The local marine biologists found out because they started finding sharks that were going through withdrwal symtoms.
Mikeat 1-05-2008
if the sharks bit her they'd get high
DAVISat 1-05-2008
dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnn