Drummer Issues Punk-Inspired Condoms
As more than a few embarrassed teenagers who tried desperately to get past "one, two, three, four" in the back seats of the late '70s can vouch, the music of the Ramones doesn't exactly lend itself to long and tender lovemaking sessions. But on this side of the millennial divide, aging punks who've partnered up and no longer have to – shall we say – 'Beat on the Brat' can put one of the surviving Bruddas to the test in the boudoir, thanks to a just launched line of Marky Ramone condoms being marketed by Ready Two Go. Those interested in a broader conjugal palette should note that every 1000th set of punk-phylactics comes with a set of drumsticks signed by Marky himself – a far better romancing tool than, say, a set of 'Needles and Pins.'
Posted by David Sprague on Feb 19th 2008 3:00PM
Filed under: Wacked News
