Spinner

Love for Sale: No. 1

'Lady Marmalade' (1975)
--LaBelle

Joe did want to give it a go and found himself wanting more, more, more. Patti LaBelle belted out the mother of all hooker songs with frank French panache and a bit of orgasmic gobbledygook. It's a chart-topper that packs a caution, as Joe gets back to his regular life and can't quite sleep right again. But he's hardly a ruined stalker sad-sack like most of the other johns on this list. Marmalade must spread sweetly.

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ginger

What about Penicillin Penny by Dr. Hook??????

January 08 2010 at 9:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
joe mcw

how about street life randy crawford,privater dancer tina tuner,girls on the avenue by aussie richard clapton is best ever.

January 08 2010 at 5:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Carolyn

how about the obvious.. Son of Hickory Hollers tramp.. or 'Brown Sugar'

December 21 2009 at 6:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tasha

Why is Welcome to the Jungle not on this list?!

November 26 2009 at 10:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
wayne

Have you ever heard of " The Happy Hooker???" Black Oak Arkansas. The best hooker song ever.

October 04 2009 at 11:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gold1e46

OH MY God!. "Hey hey What can I say" by Zeppeling. the primo prostitute tune of all time.

September 07 2009 at 5:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alex

What happened to the Iron Maiden songs- Charlotte the Harlot, and 22 Acacia Avenue? both were better than anything listed here.

September 07 2009 at 8:46 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mark M.

Hey- who out there is an old enough fart to remember a GREAT hooker song by Humble Pie (around 1971) called "79th and Sunset":
...underneath her red sweater
she's a big deal, go get her
there'll be some dramas inside your pajamas
tonight! (shoobie-doo-wah)
and:

feed the hungry minions you play
blue-veined flutes (nod nod wink wink)

Give it a listen if you can find it!


M.M.

September 04 2009 at 5:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Michael

Missing from this list was Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown ("I can see her lying there in her satin dress in a room where you do what you don't confess") and Jackson Brown's Boulevard ("Make 'em pay, baby).

August 25 2009 at 9:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike Donis

The Wanton Song- Led Zeppelin

August 18 2009 at 4:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply