Given that he spent a fair amount of time publicly canoodling with human blow-up doll Jessica Simpson, we'd ordinarily believe that John Mayer would put his lips on pretty much any animate object. Still, we have a hard time believing that Mayer found any sort of wonderland in the body of bloated blogger Perez Hilton, who claims to have had a steamy make-out session with the doe-eyed dean of sensitive-boy pop.

Perez maintains that he and Mayer locked lips, then twined tongues, at a New York club back in 2006 while Simpson looked on approvingly -- and that he's convinced that at least one photo of the boy-on-boy action exists, since he saw a camera flash go off mid-smooch. We're not sure why Perez opted to wait nearly two years before spilling the beans about this particular game of tonsil hockey, but a glance at the old clock on the wall indicates he's about halfway through that fourteenth minute of fame.