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- Posted on May 9th 2008 2:00PM by James Sullivan
Granted, those crazy fur vests didn't age well. Sonny was shorter than Cher, and kind of whiny. He rhymed "marching off to war" with "electrically they keep a baseball score."
Is any of that reason enough to want the man dead?
According to Gunderson, the improbable pop star (and even more improbable politician) did not die in the improbable manner of skiing into a tree. "There's zero evidence in this autopsy report to show such an accident happened," says the ex-G-man. "This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins."
Gunderson claims that Bono, in his second career as a U.S. congressman, was on the verge of exposing an international drug and weapons ring. Like the man said, a cowboy's work is never done. Until, that is, he goes skiing.
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