"How am I going to celebrate? An orgy! A group orgy. I'm serious!"--Albert Hammond, Jr.
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Reader Comments(1 of 3)
Timat 5-13-2008
Paris Hilton NAKED again:
http://celebritiesvidz.com/videos.php?v=Paris_Hilton
Tigerlilyat 5-13-2008
Yuck! Look at that ugly b**stard. I hope he plans on giving out a lot of booze and drugs...That's the only way he'll get even one person to join him.
Chuckat 5-13-2008
Hey Tim... Spread your Viral CRAP someplace else..
lee scottat 5-13-2008
Who?
ClassicKoolat 5-13-2008
HEY ALBERT ..... JUST DON'T IMPREGNATE ANYBODY WHILE YOU'RE TAKIN' UP THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY ....YOUR JUST TOO UGLY TO BE SPREADIN' THEM GENES AROUND, MY MAN.
watdafukat 5-13-2008
dude looks like sideshow bob.
metalgddessat 5-13-2008
GD is he dog ass ugly!!
metalgddessat 5-13-2008
watdafuk, yeah he DOES look like sideshow bob now that you mention it!! lol
metalgddessat 5-13-2008
classickool, you cant impregnate a turd... lol
youonlyliveonceat 5-13-2008
I think Albert Hammond Jr. and the Strokes kick ass, orgy or no orgy =)
MEat 5-13-2008
If Albert Hammond Jr married Chelsea Clinton...what a beautiful baby!!!
Fredat 5-14-2008
I'm sure that any family members that admit the relationship are very proud! "But Mom, we just all can't be genius, there has to be a runt somewhere!"
Poor wimpy little boy.....
Mark Elliottat 5-14-2008
Look at am him. In his dreams he'll get in an orgy. Any woman who'd screw this ugly P.O.S has no self respect for themselves. The only orgy this dude is going to have is with mother palm and her 5 sisters.
wild billat 5-14-2008
ya that retard looks as if he's gonna do all the men himself.
too many gross people in america today,no wonder this country is all fked up.
what retard would go to an orgy with him...the blind,deaf,and dumb association??
na..even they would kick his ass.
Ericat 5-14-2008
Hey, has anyone here actually been in a real orgy???...well..I have, it was an absolute blast!!! Cant blame the dude for trying.