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"How am I going to celebrate? An orgy! A group orgy. I'm serious!"--Albert Hammond, Jr.

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Audrey

that guy looks stoned

July 20 2008 at 12:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Susan

Well, looking at him ... evaluating the probably of this guy having a sexual encounter with multiple partners simutaneously (i.e. an orgy) is like an exercise in futility. Maybe his has pets.

July 07 2008 at 3:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
limealicious

Hey!! I've got an idea!

Poster #20, the Candlelight party dude needs to offer Elephant Man Hammond his goods and services for a night. Not only will the candles provide proper orgy atmosphere and less harsh lighting for that scary mess of a face; they will also provide him with some self lubricated anal entertainment when absolutely NOBODY shows up!
DAYUM!! This guy hit EVERY branch of the ugly tree when he fell out of it!

June 15 2008 at 4:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Fat&HairyMaleNudeModel

Whoever said he looks like SideShow Bob nailed it. This dude is SideShow Bob. Maybe Krusty, Mr. Burns, and Flanders will join him an orgy, because no one else will.

June 15 2008 at 9:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
KittyKatFish68

there isn't enough booze to free pour into my mouth or enough dope he could offer to make me engage in an orgy... YUCK!

June 05 2008 at 12:14 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
nancy

He and Chelsea Clinton having a baby, who knows, it might be drop dead gorgeous? I don't think she's ugly, but anyway, sometimes the combinations of 2 fugly people can end up with a GREAT conglomeration in a kid that is supermodel attractive, sometimes not. Just as 1 or 2 hot parents doesn't guarantee great beauty either. It's a crapshoot!

May 27 2008 at 3:47 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
leni

Funny, I see a few of you had the same first thought that I did. Good thing he's rich, it's gonna cost him a ton of money to buy an orgy worth of people who would come within a arm's length of his ugly mug.

May 14 2008 at 11:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Pegster

eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

May 14 2008 at 9:53 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ronduckman

When did this guy become a rock star? I think the word "Rock Star" is a stretch...We won't hear about him in a couple of years..Maybe he can enjoy his so-called fame now...

May 14 2008 at 5:44 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Carl

She should have had an Online Candle Party! Less Offensive...I am having a Party now, Its my birthday today, and you are invited.
My birthday is today and I am having on online Candle Party.
Please let everyone know about the Online Candle Party starting May 13,2008 (40th birthday) until May 26,2008 9PM. The location is www.carlscandles.scent-team.com and the tracking code is "IX888online":

Carl Ray Marshall

May 14 2008 at 3:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply