If we'd been asked to pick the 'American Idol' alum most likely to kick off breeding season for the second generation of sonic shlockmeisters, Clay Aiken probably wouldn't have headed up our list. But if word out of Los Angeles is accurate -- which it often isn't -- the 'Spamalot' star is about to spawn a progeny to keep Michael Jackson's young 'uns company on those Father's Day card lines.

Aiken is said to be entering the land of daddy-hood with the help of Jaymes Foster, a forty-something record producer who's described as the singer's "best friend" and occasional roommate. While diehard Clay-maniacs are sure to be shocked at the news, those vying to be the first to deflower Aiken needn't fret about missing their chance -- the pregnancy was allegedly achieved through the miracle of artificial insemination. We'll sure sleep a bit easier tonight without images of the alternative method dancing in our head.

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