We've pretty much grown accustomed to the metrosexual phenomenon, but can't really say we've been anxiously awaiting the equal and opposite rural-sexual reaction. Scarily enough, that phenomenon seems to be looming on the horizon -- as borne out by the announcement of a contest in which one lucky lady will be able to have the man in her life given a full makeover in Tim McGraw mode.

As if having a cowboy hat permanently affixed to the head of the gent in question -- and having the sleeves yanked off all his shirts -- the contest winner will get a trip to Nashville, and, we can only presume, a ten-gallon vat of McGraw, the Timster's new signature cologne. Having never been within sniffing distance of the guy, we can't vouch for the desirability of taking on his scent -- but if it's anything like Grandpa Jones's tang, we'd probably steer clear.

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