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Blues Legend's Soul for Sale

Like most business owners, Satan occasionally has to take stock of his inventory and make room for newer models -- and with elections taking place in every nook and cranny of this fair land, he's certainly bought up plenty of souls in recent weeks. As such, the Man Downstairs looks to be unloading some of his older purchases -- like the soul of Robert Johnson, which is currently up for just sold for $66 in an auction on eBay.

Legend has it that the blues legend traded his eternal spirit to the devil down at the crossroads -- which, depending on your interpretation, could've be a dusty Mississippi intersection or a corner office in the Big Apple -- for everlasting fame, a deal that didn't end up working out all that well since he died in obscurity just a couple of years later. We're not sure what sort of deal Beelzebub will cut for this exchange, but since he now takes PayPal, perhaps the buyer could work out a package deal including John Bonham's liver and Jim Morrison's little black book as well.

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    yakami1

    Shh. Don't say anything further. If someone I know ( I wont say who) could get 66 for his soul he would do it. Anything to get herion.

    November 07 2008 at 1:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    david miller

    Robert Johnson for 66 bucks, that's a deal.o the devil's Chinese then.

    November 07 2008 at 1:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    saveferrisboi

    I'd be pissed if someone bought my soul from the Devil for only $66...
    oh well, i guess money's tight right now.

    November 07 2008 at 12:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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    bill75075

    Yeah, you'd think they'd at least pay $666 for it!

    November 07 2008 at 1:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    Bob Wilson

    It was bought by Obama. The anti-christ

    November 07 2008 at 10:16 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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    Susan

    Get over it, Bob.

    November 07 2008 at 6:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    Kathy Thomas

    Catherine, Amen. God said it I believe it and that's that. Thanks for that post. Katherine T.

    November 07 2008 at 10:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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    bill75075

    Carolinacookie4:

    Catherine, Amen. God said it MAN WROTE IT DOWN (HOPEFULLY CORRECTLY AND WITHOUT BIAS) I believe it and that's that. Thanks for that post. Katherine T.

    There! Fixed it for you...

    November 07 2008 at 11:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    Catherine

    One day,somebody will regret their decisions.
    These stories are very sad.

    "It is written: 'As surely as I live, says the Lord, every knee will bow before me; every tongue will confess to God.'"
    Romans 14:11

    "10. that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, 11. and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father."
    Philippians 2: 10-11

    November 07 2008 at 8:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    Jon Boy

    sorry for the double post! eekks!

    November 07 2008 at 7:34 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
    bloominbells

    OK, so how much was the shipping & handling :-)

    November 07 2008 at 6:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply