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Courtney Love Supported by Tequila and Tampons

Courtney Love's upcoming studio album will be sponsored by "a prominent brand of tequila" and "a prominent femine hygiene/menstrual company." This joke is too easy.

The news comes from the anonymous "Head Administrator" of Love's MySpace blog, who claims the unorthodox business arrangement is worth $30 million to the former Hole frontwoman.


Although 'Nobody's Daughter' --- Love's first studio album in five years -- was originally planned for a New Year's Day 2009 online release, but the project was bumped to later in the year due to technical difficulties. Based on the MySpace administrator's new blog post, it seems the Michael Beinhorn-produced sessions were blamed on Love's "commitment to excellence," not to mention "gerbils in [the] room" and the fact that the studio "had some paranormal technical issues."

While the release date has yet to be revealed, "[Courtney] will not make you wait another year or five," according to the blog post, which added, "If you think she's the Kooky cherry koo koo bananas kinda person that comes on here and blogs like she's high or drunk -- think again! Courtney is sober, clean, classy and very elegant and sophisticated and super intelligent."

Again, too easy.


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John

What a skank this thing has no talent, I've seen better looking street walkers that I'm sure have more talent than Courtney Love, she looks like a walking STD.

January 06 2009 at 6:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dhuntingto

There isn't any talent in todays music world. Gone are the days when memorable music, that you couldn't wait to listen too, was created. Nowadays, it is pure filth or bland music that offers little or no entertainment value.

January 06 2009 at 6:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Van Kayden

This B***h doesn't deserve anything Except a bullet in the head.

January 06 2009 at 6:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
navyblulace

SKANK

January 06 2009 at 5:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike F

Just what we need.a drunkin whore having her period.Mabey charman can sponser her and show her pooping on next cd cover.

January 06 2009 at 5:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sarah

well at least if courtney plays amywinehouse OUT IN THE STREET ~~SHE WON'T TARNISH A BRAND NAME TEQUILA AND TAMPONS by their nature LOL
JUST WON'T FEEL A THING ! AS AEROSMITH MIGHT SAY !

January 06 2009 at 3:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
venusysenvy

And a murderer! Don't forget that part!

Of course she's in the studio. She's got the lovely and talented Billy Corgan to write her songs.

January 06 2009 at 3:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply