Men, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has some marriage advice for you.

"Don't get f---in' married," Tyler, 60, tells Elle. With a couple of failed marriages under his belt, Tyler also offers this advice to those men who have already tied the knot: "Lie till you die."

Tyler also told the magazine that he had his first sexual experience at the age of seven with twins. "They sat next to me in the church choir. They were French," he said of his prepubescent encounter. "They took me home one day, and we had a 'you-show-me-yours-I'll-show-you-mine' session. Isn't that great? You know, I look at their pictures now and think to myself, 'How much sweeter does it get?' And isn't it crazy that my ex-wife Teresa was a twin and my girlfriend now is a twin?"

And when asked about the truth to the band's code of not accepting oral sex for the last ten days of a tour so as not to spread venereal diseases to girlfriends at home -- originally reported by the band's engineer in the book 'Walk This Way' -- Tyler says, "That wasn't the band's rule. You didn't have sex for 10 days at the end of tour, but that was so you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder. If you didn't, you were definitely suspect."

We have no words.