Last year, a toy company released an action figure of Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister that purports to capture him "in all his Motorhead glory." In the metal legend's eyes, there's one glaring inaccuracy -- the doll isn't anatomically correct.

Lemmy originally voiced his frustrations in a conversation with the manufacturer of the officially licensed doll. "I said to the guy who made them, 'Are you gonna put a d--- on it?'" Lemmy tells Hustler. "He said, 'No.' I said, 'Then it's not going to get very much action, is it? Not very lifelike.'"

The 7-inch figure features, well, lifelike tattoos, a choice of bass guitars, backdrops and stage equipment. There are also versions created to look like as though they were made of silver or gold. Lemmy seems unimpressed, however, saying "I look like a f---ing Oscar."

The toys retail for around $20, and, sorry folks, don't include a replica pack of Marlboro Reds.

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