Potent Quotables: Bret's Broad Tastes
- Posted on Feb 26th 2009 1:00PM by Kim Davis
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"I love strippers ... but I also love if she's a lawyer." --Bret Michaels
Don't let the bedazzled g-strings, cat fights and drinking contests fool you. On the 'Rock of Love Bus,' the star doesn't discriminate. He's totally into, like, smart chicks, too.
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blipat 3-08-2009
HEY BRET, YOUR 15 MINUTES IS UP, WIPE OFF THE MAKE UP AND GET LOST.
kellyat 4-01-2009
why the f does he look like the joker from batman...stop with the puckering!!
texanna33at 3-08-2009
When I saw his picture, I thought it was an old picture of Lindsy Wagner who played the Bionic Woman a million years ago!
joeat 3-08-2009
lol he looks like a girl ...
susanneg903at 3-08-2009
How is he still in the media? He's a "has-been"
sals523at 3-08-2009
Who the fuck keeps putting him on TV. He looks like a piece of plastic with a corny ass bandana. And where do they find the trash that are on his shows. I can barely stand to look at some of those disease infested "contestants" on his show.
scony69at 3-08-2009
lookin like twinkletoes
wyzass247at 3-08-2009
When Poison first came out, I thought they were girls. This glam band has been, should have stayed under his rock and "spare us the drama of which airheaded bimbo" gets a date with poserboy makeup face man.
Lizat 3-08-2009
SO GAY.I THINK MR.BRET WISHES TO BE MISS BRET ONE DAY.YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL
jmrbmwm5at 3-19-2009
I cannot believe that any smart, educated woman who is a lawyer would be interested in him.
couturegal11at 6-08-2009
Hey green-eyed monsters guess what?! I'm a plastic surgeon who graduated from Johns Hopkins University Medical School, completed my residency at UCLA Medical Center, and I am a huge fan of Bret Michaels and Poison! You can be smart and successful and you can still wear 5-inch heels, glamorous make-up, pretty clothes, long hair, and listen to totally rad 80s music, okay? Women can be sexy and smart. You do not have to be a plane Jane, frumpy, feminist-leaning girl with a face like a gent to be a lawyer or a doctor or a CEO or a politician or anything else you aspire to be! (unless you aspire to be a professor at Wellsely hehehe)
So STOP HATING ON BRET AND THE LADIES WHO LOVE HIM!!!
butch33617at 3-22-2009
Put some long eyelashes on him and he looks like Britney Spears!!!
Kabinetmastersat 4-14-2009
LMAO...it feels good to hear that people have the same opinion that I do about this guy. What a piece!
Gorgeous Babeat 6-25-2009
I love Bret, but in this pic, he looks like fitness pro Tamilee Webb!
tinker97027at 6-27-2009
Hey, Bret's sure got a purdy mouth ;-) LMAO!!!! In all seriousness (I don't give a flyin fuck if I spelled that wrong) I've loved Bret for years. & ya know what? He looks & looked GORGEOUS in makeup & heels.
kelliej88at 6-30-2009
Bret looks like an old whore who has been used and abused and liked it.