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Potent Quotables: Bret's Broad Tastes
- Posted on Feb 26th 2009 1:00PM by Kim Davis

"I love strippers ... but I also love if she's a lawyer." --Bret Michaels
Don't let the bedazzled g-strings, cat fights and drinking contests fool you. On the 'Rock of Love Bus,' the star doesn't discriminate. He's totally into, like, smart chicks, too.
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Bret looks like an old whore who has been used and abused and liked it.
June 30 2009 at 10:03 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHey, Bret's sure got a purdy mouth ;-) LMAO!!!! In all seriousness (I don't give a flyin fuck if I spelled that wrong) I've loved Bret for years. & ya know what? He looks & looked GORGEOUS in makeup & heels.
June 27 2009 at 5:11 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI love Bret, but in this pic, he looks like fitness pro Tamilee Webb!
June 25 2009 at 2:55 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLMAO...it feels good to hear that people have the same opinion that I do about this guy. What a piece!
April 14 2009 at 3:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyPut some long eyelashes on him and he looks like Britney Spears!!!
March 22 2009 at 4:25 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI cannot believe that any smart, educated woman who is a lawyer would be interested in him.
March 19 2009 at 7:02 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHey green-eyed monsters guess what?! I'm a plastic surgeon who graduated from Johns Hopkins University Medical School, completed my residency at UCLA Medical Center, and I am a huge fan of Bret Michaels and Poison! You can be smart and successful and you can still wear 5-inch heels, glamorous make-up, pretty clothes, long hair, and listen to totally rad 80s music, okay? Women can be sexy and smart. You do not have to be a plane Jane, frumpy, feminist-leaning girl with a face like a gent to be a lawyer or a doctor or a CEO or a politician or anything else you aspire to be! (unless you aspire to be a professor at Wellsely hehehe)
So STOP HATING ON BRET AND THE LADIES WHO LOVE HIM!!!
SO GAY.I THINK MR.BRET WISHES TO BE MISS BRET ONE DAY.YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL
March 08 2009 at 7:33 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWhen Poison first came out, I thought they were girls. This glam band has been, should have stayed under his rock and "spare us the drama of which airheaded bimbo" gets a date with poserboy makeup face man.
March 08 2009 at 6:18 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replylookin like twinkletoes
March 08 2009 at 5:29 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWho the fuck keeps putting him on TV. He looks like a piece of plastic with a corny ass bandana. And where do they find the trash that are on his shows. I can barely stand to look at some of those disease infested "contestants" on his show.
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