Potent Quotables: Ozzy's Memoir Mess
- Posted on Apr 1st 2009 1:00PM by Kim Davis
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"I've finally got 'round to a book but I can't remember anything." --Ozzy Osbourne
For those fans of his reality TV (and legendary stage) pursuits, it may come at no surprise that the 60-year-old rocker is a little fuzzy these days. He concluded, "It's gonna be the thinnest book in the world."
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BlackSunshineat 4-01-2009
Lady Gaga is always the trendsetter, isn't she?
mrcivichybridat 4-05-2009
who the hell said anything about lady gaga u idiot
Andie Wuvs Me :)at 4-05-2009
LOL An the fact that DOPE/FRIED BRAIN Headed Double O CAN'T Remember Anything IS News Worthy? LOL No Wonder People In This Country Voted For A Clueless Wonder. LOL
leatherkiltmanat 4-05-2009
you're the clueless wonder......if you knew the real Ozzy and family off screen...which obviously you DON'T...you wouldn't have posted such nonsense. Ozzy has more talent in his left nad than you have in your whole body. You sound like you are a Bush fan which is equal to having a dope fried brain. Maybe you should post comments on things that you actually know about, but, if you do that,you won't have anything to write about,would you?
kathleendebraat 4-05-2009
Got your attention didn't it!
dallascyn64at 4-05-2009
yes, a few did vote for Sarah Palin, didn't they?
dallascyn64at 4-05-2009
Yes, a few did vote for Sarah Palin.
jrepairguyat 4-05-2009
Where is there anything mentioned about our last presidential election in this story, you bush-loving MORON. It's about Ozzy. Oh, you sore loser, hating Republicans............ .
BlackSunshineat 4-05-2009
It's funny you bashed me for mentioning Lady Gaga, when the real purpose of me doing that is dismissing the fact that what you read was supposed to be a thin and useless April Fools Joke about Ozzy, yet you are the first of a million who has even been on a random forum to bash a president who isn't even president anymore, and none of us even brought him up in the first place! If you didn't get that, you must be the real idiot here.
Kabinetmastersat 4-14-2009
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....your awesome.
fkurtinat 4-05-2009
OZZY OSBOURNE FOR PRESIDENT, HE ALREADY HAS QUEENS APPROVAL, AND CANT POSSIBLY DO WORSE THAN YOU KNOW WHO
figment65at 4-05-2009
He should try Biotrex Memory+ It will fire up his memory!
REbeLLioUs4LiFeat 4-05-2009
ahhhh no matter what he does though he is just a good soul. you got to love ozzy :) just a loveable man.
mditka1at 4-05-2009
The scary thing about this is someone would actually buy a memoir by O.O.
Brianat 4-05-2009
The scary thing is that so many of you people out there have no taste! Ozzy is a true legend!! Even my 8 year old girl loves Ozzy! Sure he's gonna have some memory loss...he's 60 for god's sakes!! The Osbournes may be excentric but they still are awesome and are a family I'd love to be a part of!!!
datasoongat 4-05-2009
Ozzy's memory laps has nothing to do with age. The abundance of illegal drugs he did for 40 years is likely the culprit.
It is a shame people idolize someone who wouldnt be known if he hadnt been a leader in the drug culture of the 60's and 70's. Yeah I like some of his music because of the music but Ozzy as a person? Typical drug addict who escaped overdosing. Nothing great about him at all.
April Actonat 4-05-2009
What's the point of writing a book if you can't remember anything?! It's amazing that he's 60 and still alive! My alcoholic father died at 60. After being diagnosed with metastic prostate cancer for a second time, he finally quit drinking, but it was too late. By then, he'd already managed to destroy relationships with three of his four kids. That's it--maybe Ozzy should write a book on how to raise dysfunctional kids!! LOL
rogerdavis2008at 4-05-2009
I'm sure that you are a specialist when it comes to dysfunctionality. You might even say a poster child quit blaming your dead father and take some responsibility for your life
blackmoonboogieat 4-05-2009
get a grip jealous fools. this man has done more with his life than any of you. and by the way,our last president was an idiot. go watch your ronald reagan movies you bonzos!
paulstarnycat 4-05-2009
"It's gonna be the thinnest book in the world." It also gonna have the thinnest line at book store to purchase it.