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- Posted on Apr 27th 2009 3:00PM by Benjy Eisen
"The guys from Peter, Bjorn and John were like, 'Those mashed potatoes are for us, they are not for anybody else.' And I was like, 'No, they are for everybody," says Ansari. "And then they just started beating me up."
As a solution, Ansari proposes increased security this year. "Because I think Peter Bjorn and John are coming back again, and they are just really violent," he says. "And they beat up a lot of people ... I don't want to get hurt again."
That's pretty funny, Ansari. But we'd like to see you try the same joke using last year's headliner Kanye West instead. Actually, strike that - we'd be too afraid to laugh.