Item: Cher's Bustier

Buy it Now: $550

Seller's Description: "Originally sold at auction back in 1996 for a total of $288.70. The value of this rare Cher bustier has increased over the past 13 years. It is purple and black and in near mint condition. Upon request I will include the original 1996 invoice from Executive Collectible Company, Inc. And further upon request the winning bidder will receive a letter of authenticity from the original owner."

Our Take: Cher allegedly copped a boob job after having experienced the quintessential feminine delights of ample bosom while pregnant with her baby girl Chastity, who's just announced a public transitioning from female to male. Women's Studies scholars, what's another $500 on your student loans? This piece is a dissertation in the making.