What Happens in Vegas: A Lucky 13 Songs About Sin City
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With the economy still in the tank and no relief in sight, what say we all go to Las Vegas? A perilously escalating number of us truly have nothing to lose. Bust out the piggy banks and pack your sleep masks. And we'll need to bring some tunes: Here's a lucky 13 for starters.

13. 'Casino Queen,' Wilco
If, to quote Sinatra, luck be a lady, then in Wilco's tale of a gambler forking over all his hard-earned cash to the metaphoric Casino Queen, this lady is also a tramp. And my Lord, she's mean. Like another saying goes, if it wasn't for bad luck, he wouldn't have no luck at all.
Vegas odds: Long shot

12. 'Let's Go to Vegas,' Faith Hill
Believe it or not, some people go to Vegas to confirm their monogamy. "Kiss the single life goodbye," sang a young Hill as she urged her "ace in the hole" to whisk her off to a quickie wedding in the City of Lights.
Vegas odds: 50 to 1

11. 'Chingy Jackpot,' Chingy
You can just smell the potent aroma of cold Vodka, Prada perfume and stale one dollar bills when this strip club workout blares through the speakers. Leaning on the Vegas metaphors ("Hear the slots ring all night"), the babyfaced rapper's pimp game is tighter than a working girl's wardrobe. Too bad the same could not be said for Chingy's dormant music career.
Vegas odds: 40 to 1

10. 'Roulette,' Bruce Springsteen
How many small-time wiseguys have ended up in Vegas, desperately spinning the wheel of life? This 1979 Springsteen outtake tells the bleak story of a family man who has to steal away with his wife and kids when some unspecified deal goes south.
Vegas odds: 30 to 1

9. 'Vegas,' Sara Bareilles
The singer announces she's gonna sell her car and head for Vegas, because "somebody told me that's where dreams would be." She also threatens to quit her job and move to New York, or sell her house and hightail it to Mexico. Yet she keeps coming back to the desert. They don't call it the Capital of Second Chances for nothing.
Vegas odds: 20 to 1

8. 'Leaving Las Vegas,' Sheryl Crow
Forget the flying Elvises and the can-can girls on the highway. The real star of Crow's first hit video was the shrine to Wayne Newton. Fresh off her stint as Michael Jackson's backup singer, Crow gained some notoriety when she told David Letterman the song was autobiographical, though it'd been written by David Baerwald. What, not even a cursory 'Danke Schoen'?
Vegas odds: 17 to 1

7. 'Waking Up in Vegas,' Katy Perry
What happened last night? We've all been there, whether in Sin City itelf or a hometown approximation of the reckless nightlife. When Ms. Perry belts, "Shut up and put your money where your mouth is," she might be kissing a girl, or a boy, or a one-armed bandit. No guarantee she'll remember in the morning.
Vegas odds: 15 to 1

6. 'Tumbling Dice,' the Rolling Stones
Sixes and sevens and nines: Linda Ronstadt may have had a big hit with this Jagger-Richards tune, but it's all Stones. The narrator is a serial cheater who can't stay faithful to any one woman. That would happen if you were jetting off to Vegas every weekend, as Jagger's friends, who inspired the song, were doing at the time.
Vegas odds: 10 to 1

5. 'Ramblin' Gamblin' Man,' Bob Seger
Early Seger in his psychedelic James Brown phase, with the Midwestern kid singing like a barefoot child of the Deep South during the Depression: "I was born lonely down by the riverside/Learned to spin the fortune wheel and throw dice."
Vegas odds: 8 to 1

4. 'Viva Las Vegas,' Elvis Presley
Still one of the King's cheesiest songs, and still one of his best. Co-written by the great Doc Pomus with Mort Shuman at the title track for Elvis' 1964 film, the song, of course, has taken on a whole new meaning lately as the jingle for a certain, shall we say, male enhancement pill.
Vegas odds: Vegas odds: 5 to 1

If you and your posse are flying into Vegas for the weekend, this track will make you feel like you're starring in the movie of your own life. Picture the slo-mo strut through the lobby in your shades and your sharkskin, and let the late, great Bon Scott and the boys bash out the soundtrack: "Lamborghinis, caviar, dry martinis ... Shangri-la."
Vegas odds: 3 to 1

2. 'Ooh Las Vegas,' Gram Parsons
Besides being the guy who helped the Byrds and the Stones tap their inner twang, Parsons did more than anyone this side of Elvis to bring Nudie Cohn's spectacularly spangled Vegas suits into the rock 'n' roll realm. Despite his penchant for glitter, Parsons knew he was no match for the relentless Vegas night: "Every time I hit your crystal city, you know you're gonna make a wreck out of me."
Vegas odds: 2 to 1

1. 'Luck Be a Lady,' Frank Sinatra
'Sinatra at the Sands' made the Chairman the unofficial mayor of Vegas, and he knew his constituency. Take it from Frank, that old beacon of romantic fidelity: "A lady doesn't wander all over the room and blow on some other guy's dice." Chicago may have been his kind of town, but in Vegas there's always someone willing to blow on your dice.
Vegas odds: Sure bet
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Julia Garlingtonat 8-13-2009
How about an honorable mention for Sin City by California Country Rockers "Married By Elvis"!!! Check it out one time... ;)
http://www.myspace.com/marriedbyelvis
Diat 8-13-2009
Correction...
Casino Queen by Wilco is NOT about Vegas. It is about a gambling riverboat on the east side of St. Louis!
Come to think of it...Ramblin' Gamblin' Man by Bob Seger isn't about Vegas either!
Do a little more research! You guys really dropped the ball on this one.
(why doesn't that surprise me)
paulat 8-13-2009
viva las vegas should be no 1...whoever wrote this article is a puke
Daveat 8-20-2009
Faith Hill was beautiful when your young picture of her was taken and she has not canged one iota. She is still beautiful and still sings all of her songs the same way. She is probably the classiest ever to sing in Vegas and I was raised there from 1949-62 and saw most of the super stars for a very cheap price when I lived there. Faith Hill and Ann Margret----- my two favorites that I got to see while I lived there. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!
Garyat 8-13-2009
A track left off of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" soundtrack called "Night Life", should be in here. The tune is good, and the lyrics are as good as the movie's title song. Sample lyric: "Those long legged women who will take you for a trimmin', yeah it's night life/ Their lips taste like honey but their out to spend your money. yeah it's night life, oh yeah". Why this was left out is beyond me. It's better than 90 per cent of the stuff he was doing around this time.
Luat 8-13-2009
I had to look to see if Gram Parsons made it and I was pleased to see him at number 2! Great selections here. What a great soundtrack for a Vegas road trip.
Johnat 8-16-2009
Gram Parsons should also have had his own "Sin City" included in the list. Now THAT song understands what the wages of sin are...
Sharon Halsteadat 8-13-2009
FAITE Hill after the way you acted when carrie Underwoo won and you didn't I lost so much respect for you and will never buy your records
billyat 8-16-2009
Hey sharon when faith did that it was a joke the camara man chose not to follow her as she walked away laughing and clapping for carrie everyone new carrie won. It was a joke just like when she was up against tim for an award and he won and she tried to stop him from getting his award. People need to get a sence of humor. Carrie even said herself she knew it was a joke
NNtrancerat 8-13-2009
What happened to "Goin to Vegas" by Jimmy Ray?
LasVegasXat 8-13-2009
I don't agree with most of the songs, except waking up in Vegas. But that's only because it's sung by Katy Perry. Sorry, I'm sorta in love with her. Viva Las Vegas is the top song that I put on the list, even though it's the only real thing that connects Elvis with Las Vegas. He's mostly a Nashville icon.
kevinat 8-13-2009
elvis has been dead but if you think of vagas you think of his songs as part of vagas,,, he sould be # 1
bobat 8-16-2009
Viva Las Vegas I you ask anyone what song its Elvis what stupid people are in charge of this
kat 8-16-2009
What did that last drunken fall give you a blood clot or what? Number one Vegas song for eveyone but the brain dead is Viva Las Vegas.
Instagatorat 8-16-2009
No question its Viva Las Vegas, even if the Viagra users don't vote!
woodyat 8-16-2009
Casino Queen is not about Vegas, it's about gambling on a river boat.
Jeffat 8-17-2009
I agree, Viva Las Vegas or Viagra is the tops, Luck Be A Lady number 2, but I have to say Vegas by Sarah Bareilles kicks some royal flush a____!
Bellaat 8-16-2009
I'm pretty sure Bruce wrote'Roulette' about the worst nuclear accident in U.S. history,Three Mile Island.
Johnat 8-16-2009
Luck be a Lady was from Guys and Dolls, which took place in NYC--Times Square.
Paulsyat 8-16-2009
The only one I link with Vegas is VIva Las Vegas by Elvis,it's got to be the most well known of all time.Nite Life is a good tune also,was released on Double Trouble Album I think.