Calvin Harris turns a bunch of attractive women into a human synthesizer. That's quite an elaborate pick-up attempt. [Prefix]

A New Zealand high school decided not to let the Game give a speech to its students. Bummer, he was really looking forward to that 23-hour plane ride. [Angry Ape]

Now even Paul McCartney is beating the Red Sox. [Rolling Stone]

"Is Heavy Metal Getting Too Loud?" asks our mother's new favorite blog. [Noise Addicts]

Tone Loc knew it best: why mess with success? [Paul's Pond]

Asylum sorts through the Elvis mythology to find five crazy (and possibly even true) stories. [Asylum]